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Old April 3rd, 2017, 11:39 AM   #4031
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Hi bloke and your 57 offspring, you have been a member of this forum for a number of years now, regretfully I have to issue you with your first officially logged warning for not quoting one of Jenny48549's posts.

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Besides an immediate ban, forum staff use a 3-step banning system. Moderators can choose to use PM's to give you some free advice, but official procedures when a member breaks forum or posting rules are:
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Also, please do not pass go, how you collect the $200 is up to you and must be paid in full by last week to me.

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Happy now bloke ???
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Old April 3rd, 2017, 01:16 PM   #4033
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Happy now bloke ???
Delirious. I feel I've never really settled in anywhere until I have my first official warning.

Of course I will comply 100% - so if you'd just like to send me all your bank details by PM, I will be happy to pay 200 AUD into your account.
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Delirious. I feel I've never really settled in anywhere until I have my first official warning.
Consider it a badge of honour
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Wow! Thanks.

Brian May will be so proud of me.
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Wow! Thanks.
OK, I did you a favour warning ya , now I need one
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Will we ever see her naked? Not to think of, her fu....ing?
fu....ing?
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Happy now bloke ???
Hey now........... Haaarrrummmph!........ How come he's getting off so lightly?
I was banned to "Planet Suzy" for far far less of an infraction.
It took me 3 weeks of VEF therapy to undo the damage to my brain afterwards............ Rule 34 and all that you know.

At least I don't abuse small felines by practicing the fiddle (Yes I said fiddle.) in the same vicinity.

I think you'll find after review that the least punishment he deserves is to be restricted to the Toe gazing big haired 80's rock solo's thread.

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I started that thread.



I love the understated...
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Would you consider this off topic if it were posted in it



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