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January 4th, 2018, 12:05 PM | #1971 |
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tygrkhat40 is a Giant: he 's so tall that he has to call 911 when he wants to get out of his house, which never happens cause his fingers are too large to dial the tiny numbers of his phone
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Estreeter's horoscope for 2018 reads as follows: "beware of close encounters with Uranus which could potentially be harmful to your health"
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Mr. Estreeter's scenes from "Diamonds are forever" were edited out due to Estreeter campy attitude.
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January 4th, 2018, 12:31 PM | #1974 |
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ball7 works in the pest control. He doesn't kill pests with the poison, he kills them with his stinking legs. Just need to walk around in the house, barefoot...
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January 4th, 2018, 01:05 PM | #1975 |
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trailmaster does not use toilet paper, he uses coarse sandpaper well actually, palo5 uses it on him
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January 4th, 2018, 01:20 PM | #1976 |
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January 4th, 2018, 02:20 PM | #1978 |
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Don't ask me why because he don't even know why but kelio eats spaghetti by sucking it up a straw
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Brian249x came up with the idea for the "Tickle-Me-Elmo" doll. Unfortunately, he blew all the money he made on it on Beanie Babies.
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January 4th, 2018, 02:25 PM | #1980 |
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That reminds me, Cabbage Patch Dolls were modelled on jokerman Don't tell anyone that.
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