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November 20th, 2016, 10:06 PM | #11791 |
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Can insomnia ever be cured? I spent many sleepless nights dwelling upon that question.
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November 20th, 2016, 10:33 PM | #11792 |
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As I dropped my kid off for his first day at high school, I said to him:
"Be positive." "That's your blood type if things kick off." -Frankie Boyle-
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November 20th, 2016, 11:55 PM | #11793 |
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November 20th, 2016, 11:58 PM | #11794 |
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My new book about building the perfect basement is a.... best cellar.
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November 21st, 2016, 12:13 AM | #11795 |
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I tried to write a book about sex, but I never published it. It was fucked.
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November 21st, 2016, 01:32 PM | #11796 |
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree. I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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November 21st, 2016, 02:41 PM | #11797 |
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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November 21st, 2016, 07:43 PM | #11798 |
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I've just had a book published about gossiping. Everybody's talking about it.
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November 21st, 2016, 08:01 PM | #11799 |
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I wrote a book about glue,People couldn't put it down...
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I've just written a book about Honesty.
It's not very good.
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