anal - for and against - Page 2

**brianwp** · July 23rd, 2009, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuckerman

In the end, we worked out a compromise: I'd discreetly probe for obstructions with a finger before entrusting MLC to that perilous passage. It became a kind of joke between us, like testing the direction of the wind by sucking your finger and holding it up in the breeze. If I ever wanted to make her blush bright red in polite company I'd just find some conversational excuse to make that gesture – wet finger held in the air. Then she'd be gagging to get me alone as soon as possible.

Well, thanks, Zuckerman, that was..er, interesting? Oh, yeah. I particularly like that finger signaling system. Kind of reminds me of the ride of Paul Revere...two if by pussy, one if by ass. Two in the pink and one in the stink!

Carry on, Zuckerman!

MaxJoker · July 23rd, 2009, 08:45 AM

Call me an old traditionalist if you want but on serious reflection i`ve decided i`m against it. Hey i`m fine with kissing ass, only that`s as far as this particular member will go

CroMagnon · July 23rd, 2009, 08:57 AM

Actually I have had several girlfriends who were not able to cum unless there was some anal action going on...

Fan · July 23rd, 2009, 09:06 AM

My lady really gets off on anal, and indeed I'm often guided by her to there in order to stimulate her whilst in her "traditionally". As mentioned earlier I know she too gets off on the fact that it's "forbidden fruit".

We have no hygiene issues as we both keep very clean and wash well afterwards.

She enjoys toys in there as well as fingers and the "traditional method", but we always use plenty of lubrication.

**brianwp** · July 27th, 2009, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuckerman

But I finally realised that "dirtiness" was the whole point for her. She thought anal sex was totally filthy and the reason she wanted her lover in there bareback was as a sort of proof of desire: you wanted her so much you'd put your cock in her shit! Always wondered if that was a major factor (for either partner) during anal.

In the end, we worked out a compromise: I'd discreetly probe for obstructions with a finger before entrusting MLC to that perilous passage. It became a kind of joke between us, like testing the direction of the wind by sucking your finger and holding it up in the breeze. If I ever wanted to make her blush bright red in polite company I'd just find some conversational excuse to make that gesture – wet finger held in the air. Then she'd be gagging to get me alone as soon as possible.

Zuckerman, I just realized I remember you from another thread, the "what is your fetish" thread, where you stated...

(Originally Posted by zuckerman)
"The ooze ...

... vaginal juices (including cream cheese variety), saliva (spitting), breast milk, period flow, sweat, creampie. Anything sticky and messy. Not so keen on wee – too antiseptic maybe!

Probably a bit of a repressed cannibal".

I think I'd upgrade that "bit of a repressed cannibal" to a full blown Hannibal Lecter status. You consume more body fluids than my toilet. I hope you're up on your shots at the clinic. You're truly a human hazardous waste dump, Zuckerman.

I also pray to God you don't live anywhere near me or mine. But there's help out there, or at least there's some good HazMat firms that can irradiate your house. Nah, only kiddin. Ok, you got me, you jokester you...no, I wasn't kiddin.

**tabler** · July 28th, 2009, 07:21 PM

Bruce Forsythe looks like he's buggered!

**scoundrel** · July 28th, 2009, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianwp

Zuckerman, I just realized I remember you from another thread, the "what is your fetish" thread, where you stated...

(Originally Posted by zuckerman)
"The ooze ...

... vaginal juices (including cream cheese variety), saliva (spitting), breast milk, period flow, sweat, creampie. Anything sticky and messy. Not so keen on wee – too antiseptic maybe!

Probably a bit of a repressed cannibal".

I think I'd upgrade that "bit of a repressed cannibal" to a full blown Hannibal Lecter status. You consume more body fluids than my toilet. I hope you're up on your shots at the clinic. You're truly a human hazardous waste dump, Zuckerman.

Oh brian, in one immaculate turn of phrase you have cost me five minutes of life, lost forever to the paralysis of uncontrollable laughter.

You are a harsh man, but fair...

FlyStrat · September 30th, 2009, 04:18 AM

I was once in a workmates' dinner (women and men), and someone said something which veiled referred to anal sex. It wasn't rude as to be offensive, it was just funny.
Everyone either smiled or said something in low voice, but after a moment everyone got silent for a second and only one girl, at that moment the most beautiful of the office, really a nice gilrl of about 22 or 23, could be heard saying to another girl: "it's nice, but it hurts me a litt..."
Nobody said a thing, but the following day everyone confessed having a hard-on after that comment.

**John C. Holmes** · September 30th, 2009, 09:13 PM

Anal looks really hot on video, (especially with girls who specialize in it,) but I can take or leave doing it myself. I've tried it with a couple of girlfriends and it wasn't so hot.

MrEnrich · October 1st, 2009, 01:34 PM

I did it two times with the same girl.. the first time was great.. (we used a lubrificant gel before).. i ejaculated inside her ..she enjoyed as well..
the second one was a bit "dirty"..some stuff came out.. lol.. i didn't like a lot..

anyway.. if u do in the right way (lol)... is better than vaginal sex

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July 23rd, 2009, 08:57 AM	#13
CroMagnon Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16 Thanks: 24 Thanked 299 Times in 12 Posts	Actually I have had several girlfriends who were not able to cum unless there was some anal action going on...

July 23rd, 2009, 09:06 AM	#14
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,467 Times in 188 Posts	My lady really gets off on anal, and indeed I'm often guided by her to there in order to stimulate her whilst in her "traditionally". As mentioned earlier I know she too gets off on the fact that it's "forbidden fruit". We have no hygiene issues as we both keep very clean and wash well afterwards. She enjoys toys in there as well as fingers and the "traditional method", but we always use plenty of lubrication.

September 30th, 2009, 04:18 AM	#18
FlyStrat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 219 Thanks: 500 Thanked 1,600 Times in 195 Posts	I was once in a workmates' dinner (women and men), and someone said something which veiled referred to anal sex. It wasn't rude as to be offensive, it was just funny. Everyone either smiled or said something in low voice, but after a moment everyone got silent for a second and only one girl, at that moment the most beautiful of the office, really a nice gilrl of about 22 or 23, could be heard saying to another girl: "it's nice, but it hurts me a litt..." Nobody said a thing, but the following day everyone confessed having a hard-on after that comment.

September 30th, 2009, 09:13 PM	#19
John C. Holmes Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 710 Thanks: 14,638 Thanked 7,446 Times in 682 Posts	Anal looks really hot on video, (especially with girls who specialize in it,) but I can take or leave doing it myself. I've tried it with a couple of girlfriends and it wasn't so hot.