The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno - Page 2

buggeration · June 1st, 2008, 12:48 PM

I saw some eighties/nineties porno flick - German I think; the chick is kneeling before and blowing him, and as he chucks his wad, his mouth opens, he throws his head back and his top set falls from the roof of his mouth. It was on VHS and the copy was poor, but I rewinded that scene several times because I couldn't believe what I had seen. But it's true I swear. If memory serves me well, the scene was set in a marquee.

wsbfan1 · June 1st, 2008, 01:35 PM

Any movie with Randy West in it. He acts like he's stud of the world with that limp little pecker of his.

mungrin · June 3rd, 2008, 03:41 AM

Funniest thing i saw wa these 2 rocker chics were servicing this rocker dude and the guy cums and doesnt say anything and the one chic was expecting it and you can see the cum coming out of her nose as she gasps and falls away.The other chic took over.It was calssic!!

Blaster · June 15th, 2008, 06:11 PM

There's two funnies that stick out for me. The first is a scene in a film that was supposed to be a bit of a comedy, but of course it wasn't very funny, apart from this one thing. Tom Byron was getting off with a girl on a settee when suddenly the window is opened from the outside and Paul Thomas climbs in. Tom says "Who are you" and Paul answers "I'm a burglar." Tom replies "Well don't steal the video." Paul asks "Why not?" and Tom replied "Cos its a Betamax." Well it tickled me anyway.

The other one was in a scene with John Holmes playing a private detective. A girl walks into his office supposedly to ask for him to help her find someone, but one thing leads to another and John comes round to her side of the desk and sits on the edge of it, and then the girl takes his trousers down and pulls his knob out and then I'm sure she says under her breath "Your not putting that in me". I'm pretty sue that all he gets is a blow job and no full sex.

JudgeMental · June 19th, 2008, 08:19 PM

Had a video of shorts - in the Lez B Friends mould.

One of the films was a big titted brunette visiting the lady doctor, the diaolgue and narration is quoted by my crew to this day:

Wendy: Quick - get it

Doctor: Get what?

Wendy: Its in my purse, IIIIIII have a vibrator (gets big vibrator out of bag)

Narrator: Whats this, Wendys got a big fat hyperdeemic nerdle"

Wendy: Now get that fucking thing in my pussy.

Wendy: Ooooooh yeah.

It dont write half as well as it watches! Great blonde in a limo gets serviced later on. Awesome dessert to the comedy.

JudgeMental · June 19th, 2008, 08:22 PM

There was a bit of a stoner dude in the films back in these days.

When we used to watch him getting a BJ in this flick we used to crack up with his quote

"Lick those balls, yeah use them tongs" Again, you gotta see it to geddit

JudgeMental · June 19th, 2008, 08:26 PM

Provided a great realistic fuck seen with the young bloke in the flick with the central starlet midpoint (and coming to think of it - the maid fuck scene at the beginning")

Crack ups for me were the English couple in the flick when the girls gets serviced by the blonde shes really OTT with the whole "No more, not fair/make it stop" while shes getting tongued/fucked with dildo.

The blonde just smirks and goes "Oh, I dont think you really want me to stop"

Later on they do a whole goth fuck show at the end of the english bloke has wood problems and we'd all crack up and shout "poor showing!" at the TV.

How we laughed! (He. He. He. He. He. He.)

**Rogerbh** · June 19th, 2008, 09:20 PM

Christy Canyon is getting banged by Peter North and she is moaning and groaning away.

An off camera voice asks her a question, her eyes open wide and suddenly its like she is talking on a bus to a friend. The illusion of her "enjoying" the still on going fuck is crushingly destroyed.

I can't watch any CC scene without thinking of that illusion destroying moment. Well, actually I think of that whenever I hear a woman groan, they are just performing to make us feel like "men". Funny as hell and quite depressing too - all at the same moment.

thyguy · July 8th, 2008, 02:48 AM

There is a Golden Girls short with Mark Wallace and a woman with dark features and "Afro" style hair. He tit-fucks her pretty good, and when he cums, he jacks off on her boobs, but one maverick spurt shoots well over her boobs and on her face/hair. This chick jumps up with a look on her face like her hair was just set on fire. I thought her eyes were going to jump out of their sockets. Her reaction and the look on her face was outrageously hysterical. I replayed this clip over and over and it is abso-fucking-lutely the funniest thing I've ever seen in a porno.

ptx4 · July 10th, 2008, 09:21 PM

Too bad you mostly don't remember the names of clips and can't post them

The funniest think I remember now, is talk from background in "German" movies with czech or slovak cast. Like when Veronica Gold who is fucked offshoot is heard comlaining "I wan another guy." or when pounded from behind suddenly turns around on the partner and fastly angrily whispers "You don't want to kill me, do you?" In the rest of movie there is other woman holding hand on man's dick to make sure it won't penetrate too deep.

In other movie I remember some woman, attended at that moment by 3 guys, suddenly going "Oh in the anus and without lubrication! What an insolent!"

June 19th, 2008, 08:19 PM	#15
JudgeMental Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 238 Thanked 274 Times in 39 Posts	Sunshine Girls - Nerdle. Had a video of shorts - in the Lez B Friends mould. One of the films was a big titted brunette visiting the lady doctor, the diaolgue and narration is quoted by my crew to this day: Wendy: Quick - get it Doctor: Get what? Wendy: Its in my purse, IIIIIII have a vibrator (gets big vibrator out of bag) Narrator: Whats this, Wendys got a big fat hyperdeemic nerdle" Wendy: Now get that fucking thing in my pussy. Wendy: Ooooooh yeah. It dont write half as well as it watches! Great blonde in a limo gets serviced later on. Awesome dessert to the comedy.

June 19th, 2008, 08:22 PM	#16
JudgeMental Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 238 Thanked 274 Times in 39 Posts	Photo Flesh (or Photo Flash?) There was a bit of a stoner dude in the films back in these days. When we used to watch him getting a BJ in this flick we used to crack up with his quote "Lick those balls, yeah use them tongs" Again, you gotta see it to geddit

June 19th, 2008, 08:26 PM	#17
JudgeMental Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 44 Thanks: 238 Thanked 274 Times in 39 Posts	Hard Core Cafe - the English dudes Provided a great realistic fuck seen with the young bloke in the flick with the central starlet midpoint (and coming to think of it - the maid fuck scene at the beginning") Crack ups for me were the English couple in the flick when the girls gets serviced by the blonde shes really OTT with the whole "No more, not fair/make it stop" while shes getting tongued/fucked with dildo. The blonde just smirks and goes "Oh, I dont think you really want me to stop" Later on they do a whole goth fuck show at the end of the english bloke has wood problems and we'd all crack up and shout "poor showing!" at the TV. How we laughed! (He. He. He. He. He. He.)

June 19th, 2008, 09:20 PM	#18
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,915 Thanks: 50,529 Thanked 91,203 Times in 10,753 Posts	In some "Battle of the Stars" C Canyon/Tracy Lords movie Christy Canyon is getting banged by Peter North and she is moaning and groaning away. An off camera voice asks her a question, her eyes open wide and suddenly its like she is talking on a bus to a friend. The illusion of her "enjoying" the still on going fuck is crushingly destroyed. I can't watch any CC scene without thinking of that illusion destroying moment. Well, actually I think of that whenever I hear a woman groan, they are just performing to make us feel like "men". Funny as hell and quite depressing too - all at the same moment.

June 1st, 2008, 12:48 PM	#11
buggeration Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfway between here and there! Posts: 296 Thanks: 281 Thanked 2,510 Times in 277 Posts	I saw some eighties/nineties porno flick - German I think; the chick is kneeling before and blowing him, and as he chucks his wad, his mouth opens, he throws his head back and his top set falls from the roof of his mouth. It was on VHS and the copy was poor, but I rewinded that scene several times because I couldn't believe what I had seen. But it's true I swear. If memory serves me well, the scene was set in a marquee.

June 1st, 2008, 01:35 PM	#12
wsbfan1 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 140 Thanks: 13,996 Thanked 2,506 Times in 123 Posts	Any movie with Randy West in it. He acts like he's stud of the world with that limp little pecker of his.

June 3rd, 2008, 03:41 AM	#13
mungrin Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 14 Thanks: 31 Thanked 111 Times in 7 Posts	Funniest thing i saw wa these 2 rocker chics were servicing this rocker dude and the guy cums and doesnt say anything and the one chic was expecting it and you can see the cum coming out of her nose as she gasps and falls away.The other chic took over.It was calssic!!

June 15th, 2008, 06:11 PM	#14
Blaster Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 1 Post	There's two funnies that stick out for me. The first is a scene in a film that was supposed to be a bit of a comedy, but of course it wasn't very funny, apart from this one thing. Tom Byron was getting off with a girl on a settee when suddenly the window is opened from the outside and Paul Thomas climbs in. Tom says "Who are you" and Paul answers "I'm a burglar." Tom replies "Well don't steal the video." Paul asks "Why not?" and Tom replied "Cos its a Betamax." Well it tickled me anyway. The other one was in a scene with John Holmes playing a private detective. A girl walks into his office supposedly to ask for him to help her find someone, but one thing leads to another and John comes round to her side of the desk and sits on the edge of it, and then the girl takes his trousers down and pulls his knob out and then I'm sure she says under her breath "Your not putting that in me". I'm pretty sue that all he gets is a blow job and no full sex.

July 8th, 2008, 02:48 AM	#19
thyguy Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 45 Thanks: 179 Thanked 335 Times in 43 Posts	There is a Golden Girls short with Mark Wallace and a woman with dark features and "Afro" style hair. He tit-fucks her pretty good, and when he cums, he jacks off on her boobs, but one maverick spurt shoots well over her boobs and on her face/hair. This chick jumps up with a look on her face like her hair was just set on fire. I thought her eyes were going to jump out of their sockets. Her reaction and the look on her face was outrageously hysterical. I replayed this clip over and over and it is abso-fucking-lutely the funniest thing I've ever seen in a porno.

July 10th, 2008, 09:21 PM	#20
ptx4 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Czech rep. Posts: 75 Thanks: 7,049 Thanked 2,834 Times in 73 Posts	Too bad you mostly don't remember the names of clips and can't post them The funniest think I remember now, is talk from background in "German" movies with czech or slovak cast. Like when Veronica Gold who is fucked offshoot is heard comlaining "I wan another guy." or when pounded from behind suddenly turns around on the partner and fastly angrily whispers "You don't want to kill me, do you?" In the rest of movie there is other woman holding hand on man's dick to make sure it won't penetrate too deep. In other movie I remember some woman, attended at that moment by 3 guys, suddenly going "Oh in the anus and without lubrication! What an insolent!"