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OK, Czechoslovakian dogs. Forget the China thing.....
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July 16th, 2011, 11:38 PM | #52 |
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God Help Me because nobody else will.
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Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken. |
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Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat
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It seems to me that a lady can't succeed in the German porn industry unless she has Argos' entire Elizabeth Duke jewellery collection dangling from her flaps.
Have you noticed? Must be embarrassing if she forgets to remove it before a flight.
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July 17th, 2011, 07:20 PM | #56 |
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Why do We insult people When We're sympathising with Them ? Poor Bastard,Poor devil etc.
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Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.
Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.
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A few years ago, while I was talking with a friend in front of a super market, a pigeon shat on my head. I have long hair, so the trouble is bigger. Fortunately, their crap dries fast. My friend didn't laugh at me but told me I could win in the lottery since pigeon shit brings luck. I don't believe in luck, so I took it as sarcasm. Why do I tell you this? Because the thread is called "random thoughts". |
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