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September 9th, 2018, 08:33 PM
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September 10th, 2018, 01:43 PM
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Yo mamma jokes Yo mamma's so stupid... She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate." Yo mamma's so ugly... She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back. Yo mamma's so fat... Whe she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. Yo mamma's so poor... The ducks throw bread at her. Yo mamma's so fat... When she skips a meal, the stock market drops |
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September 10th, 2018, 02:41 PM
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Why are Saturday and Sunday strongest ? ,
Because the other five are week days. 
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September 10th, 2018, 10:07 PM
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What happens to bad-tempered doctors?
They lose their patients. |
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September 11th, 2018, 09:52 AM
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Told to me in the 1960s!
Brother: Have you heard the joke about the two eggs?
Me: No Brother: Too bad |
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September 11th, 2018, 12:02 PM
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More Yo mamma jokes Yo mamma's so stupid... When they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl. Yo mamma's so fat... When she goes camping, the bears hide their food. Yo mamma's so poor... She considers the give-a -penny/take -a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation. Yo mamma's so stupid... When they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake. Yo mamma's so fat... If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct. |
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September 11th, 2018, 12:07 PM
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Poor, stupid, fat and ugly Yo Momma
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September 11th, 2018, 12:42 PM
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In San Fransisco they don't yo mamma jokes
They tell yo mammies jokes |
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September 11th, 2018, 01:01 PM
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September 11th, 2018, 01:03 PM
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Egg & Sausage in frying pan, Egg says "God its hot in here" Sausage replies "Fuck me a talking Egg".
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