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September 18th, 2017, 04:07 PM | #1451 |
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September 19th, 2017, 01:53 PM | #1452 |
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The supervisor of the Santee, California Volunteer Center has fired SanteeFats from participating in any volunteeer work with people. She said to Santee that the seniors hate him and all the department heads don't want him because he is always messing up their projects, so SanteeFats has been sent to the file and paper disposal center in the basement of the center Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:23 PM.. |
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September 21st, 2017, 01:10 PM | #1453 |
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Estreeter was at his favorite Rich River Golf Resort with his mates. He took his shot ,but it landed on the lip of a water hazard. Now he could have taken a mulligan which is where he drops the ball where it will land in a more favorable spot and then he gets to take the shot over, but being an aggressive and sometimes arrogant golfer he tried to hit the ball with his feet stradling on the lip of the hazard and fell in. No ball and the stroke is lost. Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:23 PM.. |
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September 22nd, 2017, 10:01 PM | #1454 |
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After a hard day working in the paper disposal center of the Santee, California Volunteer Center SanteeFats decides to walk home, but there are these two dogs following him. And then he hears one of the dogs say: "Start running bub, because when we catch you we will tear you apart and leave your body parts to the rats". Even dogs dislike SanteeFats! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:24 PM.. |
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September 22nd, 2017, 10:10 PM | #1455 |
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MaxJoker loves beer, but a few weeks ago he got a letter from the brewery that makes one of his favorites, and in the letter it said that the beer he bought at his local offy may have been sent by accident to the wrong fermenting tank. This tank had some bad chemicals in it, and that if consumed could cause severe physical changes in humans. This is what Max may look like now! Last edited by trailmaster; May 1st, 2018 at 10:24 PM.. |
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September 23rd, 2017, 05:30 PM | #1456 |
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September 28th, 2017, 06:28 PM | #1459 |
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