Best wanking experience - Page 6

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · November 18th, 2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danton

Like this?

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Or like this:

Naturally, that's me in the bottom right hand corner

Bob

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · November 18th, 2009, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbailey

Hang on.....

.......wait

......Oooooh.................oooh

.......oh...............oh

..........ah...............ah

............ugh...............ugh

.......uuuuuuggggghhhhhh......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Like that?

Fan · November 24th, 2009, 08:27 AM

Many many years ago, as a single chap, I went on an exotic holiday to the Carrribean with my best friend and his wife: she was in her late 30s but a real looker.

One day we had been swimming in the hotel pool and she returned first to her room to shower. A few minutes later my friend asked me to go up to get something from their room.

When I went in, there was no-one about. A few seconds later she emerged from the adjacent shower room absolutely naked and soaking wet!!! She looked at me but said nothing and made no mad rush to cover up, but in a relaxed manner picked up a towel and started to dry herself.

I was gobsmacked. I went back to my room and relieved myself quite a few times. The image of her nakedness lives in my mindseye still after all this time. I still wonder whether my friend sent me to his room knowing this could happen!!

**tabler** · November 24th, 2009, 05:08 PM

So 'shagger' you have made this thread, it has run for 7 pages up to now and you have not thanked one person who has contributed to it or even made another post yourself.
Sooo have you found out what you want to know? have you had your jollys out of the thread?.....Was there any point to it at all?

**caboosier** · November 24th, 2009, 05:09 PM

I've been known to wank when thanked.

snorkie · November 26th, 2009, 01:54 AM

I find it very intense when a girlfriend is riding my face during the wanking act. Just perverse enough to make it very intense. Now, don't tell anyone where you heard this!

AlBundy · December 3rd, 2009, 01:42 AM

Now!

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....

markyboy70 · December 3rd, 2009, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damp-patch

Dont forget lying on your arm for half an hour, then wanking with the resultant numb hand. Feels like somebody else is doing it. I know its an old gag: I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.

Or you could sit on your cock until that goes numb and then pretend you are wanking someone else off.....

**Mister Emporia** · February 1st, 2010, 10:16 PM

thought I would throw my two cents in....

I was vacationing in Hawaii and my GF and I had found a very secluded lagoon in which to swim....while she slept on the beach, I waded into the water to go snorkling. I was swimming looking at fish and turtles for about 30 minutes when I noticed a women on the opposite side of the lagoon in a yellow bikini standing on some rocks.....as I Watched her she (this is no shit - and will likely be the best day of my life) stripped our of her bikini and put it on the rocks, and waded into the water...all about 100m awar...she slowly swam across the lagoon to a little sandy beach on the other side, at which point she crawled out and laid on the sand buck naked. My hear was racing....and I was stiff as a board - all under water...I turned around to see where my GF was - and she was still sound asleep on the beach. We were literally the only three there. The naked woman never even paid attention to me - I'm sure she knew I was there - but could have cared less. And her body was just perfect....natural...fully tanned....full bush. Everything I love. Well my erection didn't subside in the warm water after about 10 minutes - so I thought - what the hell? I untied my swim trunks...which fell around my ankles and had at it under the water.....

**billybunter** · February 1st, 2010, 10:58 PM

I dunno. Everytime I wank is an experience. I'm just glad the boys in the barracks still make me stand to attention and salute when I have to. If you know what I mean. Wanking is one of life's little pleasures.

November 24th, 2009, 05:08 PM	#54
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,030 Thanks: 112,570 Thanked 146,060 Times in 8,009 Posts	So 'shagger' you have made this thread, it has run for 7 pages up to now and you have not thanked one person who has contributed to it or even made another post yourself. Sooo have you found out what you want to know? have you had your jollys out of the thread?.....Was there any point to it at all? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

November 24th, 2009, 05:09 PM	#55
caboosier Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Golden Horseshoe Posts: 2,324 Thanks: 55,284 Thanked 78,582 Times in 2,837 Posts	Thanks I've been known to wank when thanked.

November 26th, 2009, 01:54 AM	#56
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	This IS anonymous, right? I find it very intense when a girlfriend is riding my face during the wanking act. Just perverse enough to make it very intense. Now, don't tell anyone where you heard this! __________________ Searching for Swedish Erotica #0186 - SWING TIME (John Holmes, Johnny Keyes). Also, PLEASURE CRUISE (Andrea True, Harry Reems).

December 3rd, 2009, 01:42 AM	#57
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February 1st, 2010, 10:16 PM	#59
Mister Emporia Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 684 Thanks: 2,523 Thanked 23,933 Times in 788 Posts	under water thought I would throw my two cents in.... I was vacationing in Hawaii and my GF and I had found a very secluded lagoon in which to swim....while she slept on the beach, I waded into the water to go snorkling. I was swimming looking at fish and turtles for about 30 minutes when I noticed a women on the opposite side of the lagoon in a yellow bikini standing on some rocks.....as I Watched her she (this is no shit - and will likely be the best day of my life) stripped our of her bikini and put it on the rocks, and waded into the water...all about 100m awar...she slowly swam across the lagoon to a little sandy beach on the other side, at which point she crawled out and laid on the sand buck naked. My hear was racing....and I was stiff as a board - all under water...I turned around to see where my GF was - and she was still sound asleep on the beach. We were literally the only three there. The naked woman never even paid attention to me - I'm sure she knew I was there - but could have cared less. And her body was just perfect....natural...fully tanned....full bush. Everything I love. Well my erection didn't subside in the warm water after about 10 minutes - so I thought - what the hell? I untied my swim trunks...which fell around my ankles and had at it under the water.....

November 24th, 2009, 08:27 AM	#53
Fan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 173 Thanks: 10,032 Thanked 4,468 Times in 188 Posts	Many many years ago, as a single chap, I went on an exotic holiday to the Carrribean with my best friend and his wife: she was in her late 30s but a real looker. One day we had been swimming in the hotel pool and she returned first to her room to shower. A few minutes later my friend asked me to go up to get something from their room. When I went in, there was no-one about. A few seconds later she emerged from the adjacent shower room absolutely naked and soaking wet!!! She looked at me but said nothing and made no mad rush to cover up, but in a relaxed manner picked up a towel and started to dry herself. I was gobsmacked. I went back to my room and relieved myself quite a few times. The image of her nakedness lives in my mindseye still after all this time. I still wonder whether my friend sent me to his room knowing this could happen!!

February 1st, 2010, 10:58 PM	#60
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,380 Times in 14,171 Posts	I dunno. Everytime I wank is an experience. I'm just glad the boys in the barracks still make me stand to attention and salute when I have to. If you know what I mean. Wanking is one of life's little pleasures.