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Estreeter · October 31st, 2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by danton

Is it just me or do girls have no idea how to jerk men off ? mvasilj.

I never had a good one; nice, but no cigar.

It's not that they have no idea, it's more that they have not been shown how

**tabler** · October 31st, 2009, 11:03 PM

There was this one time, the Generation game was on TV.....

**tamsmith** · November 16th, 2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tabler

There was this one time, the Generation game was on TV.....

Yep. The cuddly toy did it every time for me.

**danton** · November 17th, 2009, 06:55 PM

Method. I prop a jar so it can rock up and down while resting on a drawer of a desk. The drawer is slightly pulled out so that it has a 'lip' to rest the jar upon. There is a bit more to it, but that is the general idea. I next place a foam cushion over a solid object to create a tunnel above and cross the jar. My own preference is to have a raised rest for my feet so my body is more or less at an angle of twenty degrees or so. The exertion is worth it I feel. I use a cock ring made by myself to increase pleasure. Other details I have suppressed since these are potentially dangerous.

To help matters along I create slideshows of girls and interesting scenarios – spanking and fellatio. Over the years I have also made up picture stories of my own. In most of the longest serving examples I have adapted and drawn over photographs using a computer programme. See my avatar.

Masturbation is not wrong, simply lonely. But I would rather it than frustration and bothering the unwilling or unable. I just could not do without it such is my sex drive.

Bob ß(°) (°)ßm · November 17th, 2009, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by danton

.........
To help matters along I create slideshows of girls and interesting scenarios ....

Ditto. I prefer a slideshow to a movie, but as my username indicates, I usually select big boobs

**blondifan** · November 17th, 2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by danton

..... I use a cock ring made by myself to increase pleasure. Other details I have suppressed since these are potentially dangerous....

These other details wouldn't involve a vacumn pump, or penis enlarger would they?
I've freaked a few women out by having "little blondi" turn purple with veins bulging.
Of course it's always handy to have an extra set of hands as one will get extremely slick with all the lube you have to use to get an airtight seal, while the other adjusts the cock ring.

Of course you shouldn't do this at all really and not at all regularly!

The good news for some may be that pumps actually do have a limited effect, although you do have to release them regularly, least you risk capilliary, or other damage.

**danton** · November 18th, 2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob ß(°) (°)ßm

Ditto. I prefer a slideshow to a movie, but as my username indicates, I usually select big boobs

Like this?

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I use a computer image retouching programme to re-draw and so forth.

As to the 'details' I omitted I cannot expand on those!

**dbailey** · November 18th, 2009, 12:29 PM

Hang on.....

.......wait

......Oooooh.................oooh

.......oh...............oh

..........ah...............ah

............ugh...............ugh

.......uuuuuuggggghhhhhh......

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That one

**blondifan** · November 18th, 2009, 12:32 PM

all i can say is thank christ you don't have a webcam..

**dbailey** · November 18th, 2009, 12:36 PM

^^ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

October 31st, 2009, 11:03 PM	#42
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,507 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	There was this one time, the Generation game was on TV..... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

November 17th, 2009, 06:55 PM	#44
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,518 Times in 1,373 Posts	More as promised Method. I prop a jar so it can rock up and down while resting on a drawer of a desk. The drawer is slightly pulled out so that it has a 'lip' to rest the jar upon. There is a bit more to it, but that is the general idea. I next place a foam cushion over a solid object to create a tunnel above and cross the jar. My own preference is to have a raised rest for my feet so my body is more or less at an angle of twenty degrees or so. The exertion is worth it I feel. I use a cock ring made by myself to increase pleasure. Other details I have suppressed since these are potentially dangerous. To help matters along I create slideshows of girls and interesting scenarios – spanking and fellatio. Over the years I have also made up picture stories of my own. In most of the longest serving examples I have adapted and drawn over photographs using a computer programme. See my avatar. Masturbation is not wrong, simply lonely. But I would rather it than frustration and bothering the unwilling or unable. I just could not do without it such is my sex drive. Last edited by danton; July 5th, 2014 at 01:58 PM.. Reason: Grammar

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November 18th, 2009, 12:29 PM	#48
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	Hang on..... .......wait ......Oooooh.................oooh .......oh...............oh ..........ah...............ah ............ugh...............ugh .......uuuuuuggggghhhhhh...... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! That one

November 18th, 2009, 12:32 PM	#49
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	all i can say is thank christ you don't have a webcam..

November 18th, 2009, 12:36 PM	#50
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	^^ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol