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July 24th, 2009, 12:07 PM | #11 |
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I gave up smooking drinking and sex it was the most horrifing 20 minits of my life.
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Oscar Wilde is sitting in a club with a ghastly painted trollop on his lap,suddenly she points to his crotch and shrieks "It's sticking out !"Wilde replies "Madam You flatter yourself, it is hanging out"
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This is on the back cover of Richard Preston's "The Hot Zone". I don't think the book was very well done, and I've always seen Mr. King's remarks as a backhand that slipped by:
"One of the most horrifying things I've ever read. What a remarkable piece of work. - SK William T. Close, MD (Glenn Close's father) wrote "Ebola", a far superior book. |
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Ran across this old thread by accident, and apropos of the political scene in the US in recent years, I offer my favourite quote from Mencken:
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he finishes his drink, the bartender asks him if he would like another. Descartes replies, “No, I think not,” and disappears in a puff of logic.
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