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Old August 26th, 2020, 03:33 AM   #331
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let's see what's on the turntable tonight...

ahh yes every teen DOES want to know...where you live so they won't go NEAR there

moving on...let's see what the ladies are singing about...

wow....how could ANYONE resist THOSE hotties....I know...EASILY ! moving on..
maybe some cartoons....stuff for the children ?

free sticker huh ? bet it has to do with an offender registry..let's see..what else?
maybe something more "adult"

hmmmm...we WILL make love ? pretty sure that's a felony...maybe some musical groups....

some of these bands can't count...prolly can't sing either...gotta be SOMETHING good here

something happened to DADDY alright...can you say penitentiary?

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Old December 24th, 2020, 10:48 PM   #332
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Old December 24th, 2020, 11:12 PM   #333
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and I have JUST the guy to get rid of all of em !!!

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Old December 25th, 2020, 09:57 PM   #335
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that SET looks familiar...Mr. Rogers' lawyers say-see you in COURT !



uh oh better start runnin CITY BOY !

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after ONE listen we guarantee your child will spend a LONG time wearing a JACKET that zips up from the BACK !



CULT !??! we're NOT a CULT ! now get off our LAND ! uh oh THIS gonna be on the NEWS!



when you SEE their CHILLREN more like brothers AND sisters !


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Old April 23rd, 2021, 01:26 AM   #336
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Give this sad fellow a thought once in a awhile...


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rockernut....the background looks like the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific where the US did nuclear tests-sure would explain things.

to get things started....if you die and someone tells you this is ABBA...you ain't in HEBBIN !



was gonna ask which one is Robin...doesn't matter



a nite cap ? if it was any brighter ya'd need WELDING glasses !



MACH SHNELL ! listen to ZEE album or I send ZEE dogs !



attempted gang bang in 3...2.....she's gonna KICK their sorry asses



oooo thank you Satan for brining all the popular people here. I'll sacrifice them in your name



wanna try again old perv ? bet you don't see the tanning lamp. after she JAMS that in your other eye..you won't be seeing much of anything



peanut butter conspiracy....was this on Mike Lindell's blog ?



hmmmm looks like the King James version STILL doesn't have a help with math section



uhhh wait a minute...the song titles almost read like...a...confession ?



TAMMY FAYE ! how COULD you !??! Jim will be heartbroken ! you SLUT !



think his EYES got that way looking for her G SPOT ? orrr from all the DRINKS wimmens have THROWN at him ?!??! I'll take SEA BREEZES for 500 UNITS !



your DOG agrees ! though HE has a better chance of gettin LAID than you !


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Old July 11th, 2021, 09:11 PM   #339
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well done Mr. Cartman....I see our southin red states are represented by their top selling "my pussy belongs to my daddy" on the BACK the title continues..."who happens to be my step brother". and the COLLECTOR's item SMELL THE GLOVE ! Spinal Tap was FORCED to go with a black album cover due to the "offensive nature" of that cover. much ado about nothing. want to sell albums ??!? put one of those BLACK AND WHITE stickers warning about SWEAR WORDS ! DOUBLE PLATINUM MINIMUM !!! ok...nuff blabbing....lessee.....

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