101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 8

**cuzzyman927** · May 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM

204. Wake me when its over!
205. Didn't you cum yet?
206. Is that your pussy, or did I fall down an open man-hole cover?
207. Oh baby put in it ... I've had it in for 5 minutes already!
208. Just suck my cock and forget about it!
209. You've got the cutest face I've ever "come" across.

MaxJoker · May 22nd, 2011, 10:25 AM

210. Do you think i tipped the waiter too much as that steak was pretty chewy ?

Estreeter · May 22nd, 2011, 11:03 AM

211, Pass the vodka over , I'm bored

larsen525 · May 22nd, 2011, 11:07 AM

#212: I hope you don't mind if I scream my own name.

**Mal Hombre** · May 22nd, 2011, 11:09 AM

213.You remind Me of My Mother.

MaxJoker · May 22nd, 2011, 11:12 AM

214. Sssssssssssssh i can hear a horrible screaming ; oh no wait that`s me .

**Mal Hombre** · May 25th, 2011, 06:04 PM

215.Hurry You've still got My laundry to do before You go.
216. Do You do anal ?

P37 · May 25th, 2011, 06:22 PM

217. hmm a 7 letter word for a type of rock and it has to fit in with an e from 4 across

gunner · May 25th, 2011, 06:25 PM

Have a rodeo shag, get going doggy style and then call her by her sisters name. I bet you cant hang on for long!!

iufrenchman · May 25th, 2011, 06:50 PM

219. Have you considered the Atkins diet plan?

May 22nd, 2011, 10:25 AM	#72
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	210. Do you think i tipped the waiter too much as that steak was pretty chewy ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 22nd, 2011, 11:03 AM	#73
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,803 Times in 60,322 Posts	211, Pass the vodka over , I'm bored __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 22nd, 2011, 11:09 AM	#75
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,700 Times in 57,565 Posts	213.You remind Me of My Mother. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 22nd, 2011, 11:12 AM	#76
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	214. Sssssssssssssh i can hear a horrible screaming ; oh no wait that`s me . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 25th, 2011, 06:04 PM	#77
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,700 Times in 57,565 Posts	215.Hurry You've still got My laundry to do before You go. 216. Do You do anal ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM	#71
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,386 Times in 36,682 Posts	204. Wake me when its over! 205. Didn't you cum yet? 206. Is that your pussy, or did I fall down an open man-hole cover? 207. Oh baby put in it ... I've had it in for 5 minutes already! 208. Just suck my cock and forget about it! 209. You've got the cutest face I've ever "come" across.

May 22nd, 2011, 11:07 AM	#74
larsen525 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 121 Thanks: 954 Thanked 1,172 Times in 112 Posts	#212: I hope you don't mind if I scream my own name.

May 25th, 2011, 06:22 PM	#78
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	217. hmm a 7 letter word for a type of rock and it has to fit in with an e from 4 across

May 25th, 2011, 06:25 PM	#79
gunner Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 240 Thanks: 501 Thanked 1,592 Times in 209 Posts	Have a rodeo shag, get going doggy style and then call her by her sisters name. I bet you cant hang on for long!!

May 25th, 2011, 06:50 PM	#80
iufrenchman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: NW Indiana Posts: 238 Thanks: 1,676 Thanked 2,536 Times in 228 Posts	219. Have you considered the Atkins diet plan?

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