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November 13th, 2018, 10:02 PM | #41 |
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1984 should be the standard for every government
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November 13th, 2018, 10:35 PM | #42 |
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November 14th, 2018, 11:08 PM | #43 |
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I am starting a new policy for immigrants to be welcome in this country. It is called the Peon/Coolie iinitiative.
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November 1st, 2022, 11:23 PM | #44 |
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November 2nd, 2022, 07:54 PM | #45 |
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I will do ever thing that I promised during my campaign
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November 18th, 2022, 02:43 PM | #46 |
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I smoked some heavy shit last night. The state of the union is shit. I need to wank. I hate Israel. I don't know what to do, I'm scared. |
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November 18th, 2022, 05:12 PM | #48 |
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47. No President would ever say the election that put him in office was "… rigged".
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November 19th, 2022, 11:24 AM | #49 |
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Fuck it, I'm turning the country over to King Charles.
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I would never spend tax payers money for personal reasons
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