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August 29th, 2009, 07:17 AM	#1
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,861 Times in 9,416 Posts	Words Of Wisdom This is a thread for any words of wisdome funny or not but funny is best. If at first you don't succeed than sky-diving is not for you. A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a broken fanbelt. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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August 30th, 2009, 06:42 AM	#2
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,861 Times in 9,416 Posts	Don't drink and drive.You might hit a bump and spill your drink. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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August 31st, 2009, 06:42 AM	#3
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,861 Times in 9,416 Posts	spitalhouse I have a learning disability that affects how i read write and spell.I am doing the best I can. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 14th, 2009, 12:40 PM	#4
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	You can't get there from here.

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September 14th, 2009, 12:43 PM	#5
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	ooo nearly forgot my favorite "Murphy's Law" Never do a great deal by everybody. No-one will appreciate it!

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September 14th, 2009, 01:05 PM	#7
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,203 Thanks: 450,403 Thanked 897,652 Times in 60,403 Posts	It's not OK too lose Second is the first loser __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Don't drink and drive.You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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September 1st, 2009, 06:33 AM	#9
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,861 Times in 9,416 Posts	He who laughs last still dosent get the joke. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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September 10th, 2009, 01:20 PM	#10
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,070 Thanked 114,861 Times in 9,416 Posts	A rule of thumb to thoes who shit. After hours of holding it. When you finely get the chance. Don't forget to drop your pants. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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