If you could remake, rework ,redo or create any film ever with any cast, director or budget , ever ?. - Page 3

**ubu55** · July 8th, 2013, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by winebeavis

I think Elvis would have been awesome in Boogie Nights instead of Mark Wahlberg. Maybe Ann-Margaret in place of Julianne Moore, but that's it. Otherwise this film is perfect.

Your casting ideas are great, and deserve a few visual aids...

Ann & Elvis in Viva Las Vegas

Elvis in his underwear

Ann gives us a look at a one of those hollywood certified hooters

You also might want to at least consider recasting Burt Reynolds' Svengali Director part. I think have just the guy!

Thanks for a fun post!

**ubu55** · July 8th, 2013, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Where to start?

I'd make all actors I don't like fart loudly all the time. All of them, including women

And all "action" actors I don't like would get "helium voices"

Wonderful idea! Could we please have Meryl Streep audibly flatulent in Out of Africa (scaring the lions), & in all other the roles where she assumed an accent?

And Christopher Lambert sounding exactly like Porky Pig... or breaking wind loudly enough to obscure his dialogue in every movie he's ever made! It can only improve his English-speaking performances.

**palo5** · July 8th, 2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ubu55

Wonderful idea! Could we please have Meryl Streep audibly flatulent in Out of Africa (scaring the lions)

Sure, if we can get the lions to have a ffs-moment, hold their noses and turn away

Meryl has nothing to worry about. She has enough money and reputation

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And Christopher Lambert sounding exactly like Porky Pig...

I was thinking about tough guys like Stallone & Willis. If they said "I'm going to get you" with a helium-voice, it would be very hilarious

Estreeter · August 16th, 2013, 02:52 PM

The 1915 film by D W Griffith
Birth of a Nation

For those that don't know, The KKK used that film for their own agenda, So

I'd make it again, and have every actor change color

And humiliate those Good Ol' boys

**amantpoche** · August 16th, 2013, 04:33 PM

by replacing two actors to give a more dramatic side,
Just to make nightmares for the rest of his life

Charlton Heston

by
Marty Feldman

and
Yul Brynner

by
Jerry Lewis

there should achieve the perfection

**winebeavis** · August 16th, 2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by amantpoche

Excellent! May I propose that instead of 10 actual commandments, maybe change it "2 commandments and 8 suggestions?"

Estreeter · August 16th, 2013, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by winebeavis

Excellent! May I propose that instead of 10 actual commandments, maybe change it "2 commandments and 8 suggestions?"

1. I, the Lord, am your Mod. You shall not have other Mods besides me.

2. You shall not take the name of the Lord Mod in vain

Mods can live with those

**amantpoche** · August 16th, 2013, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by winebeavis

Excellent! May I propose that instead of 10 actual commandments, maybe change it "2 commandments and 8 suggestions?"

and the first suggestion might maybe
it is forbidden to forbid..

**winebeavis** · August 16th, 2013, 05:15 PM

Maybe Sean Penn can revise his role of Spicoli and he can bring the commandments down from the Valley Galleria to the people of Ridgemont High?

**tygrkhat40** · August 17th, 2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

1. I, the Lord, am your Mod. You shall not have other Mods besides me.

2. You shall not take the name of the Lord Mod in vain

Mods can live with those

Works for me.

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amantpoche Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,859 Thanks: 68,850 Thanked 199,664 Times in 6,832 Posts	by replacing two actors to give a more dramatic side, Just to make nightmares for the rest of his life Charlton Heston by Marty Feldman and Yul Brynner by Jerry Lewis there should achieve the perfection