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November 6th, 2017, 05:42 PM | #991 |
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On the third January 1987 at 2 o'clock in the morning, Bloke57 was arrested by 4 bobbies. He was wearing a white see-through lingerie and singing incomprehensible words in front of Buckingham Palace.
The 4 policemen immediatly relaxed our fellow member when they noted his insatiable sexual appetite and finally understood the lyrics of his song: "This is the night This is the time We've got to get it right Touch me, touch me I wanna feel your body Your heart beat next to mine Touch me, touch me now" |
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November 6th, 2017, 05:42 PM | #992 |
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Wendigo was the silent partner in Ben & Jerry's.
He wasn't silent because he chosed to be silent. No his lips was frozen Last edited by ball7; November 6th, 2017 at 06:23 PM.. |
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November 6th, 2017, 05:49 PM | #993 |
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Palo5 owns a third of the shares in Estreeter, and half of those in ball7. The other shares are owned by David Beckham and Lionel Messi's father
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November 6th, 2017, 06:21 PM | #994 |
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Welderman played a zombie in Michael Jackson's Thriller.
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November 6th, 2017, 06:25 PM | #995 |
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Jokerman is often seen wandering back and forth in front of the White House. To this day nobody knows what he is doing and no one is brave enough to ask.
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November 6th, 2017, 06:42 PM | #996 |
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Brecht, Is Odds On To Be The Next West Ham United Manager..
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November 6th, 2017, 07:08 PM | #997 |
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Plastic Tiffani. Was A Prominent Trade Unionist At British Leyland, In The 1970s
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November 6th, 2017, 07:18 PM | #998 |
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Welderman flashed a female cop.
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Then She Stopped Laughing, And Said, You're So Much Bigger Than ball7.
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Maxjoker gave thanks and praise, broke the bread, then ate it all himself.
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