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Old 05-21-2009, 05:22 PM   #21
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Poor Billy, you are missing out on a whole load of oddly attractive ugly old birds.

What about annoying, gobby old trollop Janet Street Porter
Janet Street Porter went on Wogan once, when Bernard Manning was the other guest. She walked on in a short dress, took the applause, sat down and Manning said 'Alright luv, bet you've flattened some grass'. She fumed all through the rest of the show.
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Old 05-22-2009, 11:33 AM   #22
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Kate Adie anyone?


You know you would

Did you mean Kirsty Wark?

I'd bone her over her newsdesk. . . . . live.
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Old 05-22-2009, 09:25 PM   #24
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Okay, she may be a cartoon and an animal but boy oh boy is Maid Marion a fox!!!
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Old 05-23-2009, 07:42 PM   #25
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Being an anonymous forum I'm not ashamed to admit to having thought about pumping Lisa Tarbuck or kids TV - Wizadora.

Lets put our votes forward for those women you probably know it's wrong to fancy.

Carenza Lewis from C4 Timeteam.

Sally Traffic from Radio2 (just cos of her damn sexy voice).

Who's next
I think Lisa Tarbuck's perfectly fine, I like a MILFy fat lass. I'd happily pump her myself. I think the only problem with her would be keeping Jimmy out of your mind.

Ditto Carenza Lewis, a handsome rather than pretty woman, but well put together. No less tasty than - say - Sharon Kayne. I'd happily excavate her trench any time.

Sally "Traffic" Boazman - apart from her being 51, a perfectly acceptable attractive woman. I'm 50 myself so I'd love the chance to block her centre lane.

I can't think of anyone I fancy who I think I shouldn't - I presume you mean from embarrassment.

How about taking a ride on Anne Widd!combe? I can see she might have been ok when she was still human many decades ago and I'd at least be curious to see and handle those monstrous slack tits she has. It's not what you would call an attraction though.

If I'm pushed, I'll offer Lisa Riley, formerly fat slag Mandy Dingle off Emmerdale. But apart from Riley being very fat, she's clearly pretty.
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:14 PM   #27
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Ah - brilliant. I laughed out loud at the above

Well think of it like this - if you were standing at the bar, pint in hand and a few mates gathered round. . . would you start a conversation by saying "See that Lisa Riley, I really fancy her." I'm guessing you wouldn't. As you point out it's not that it's wrong but as the title says, you shouldn't really fancy her.

I'm a bit younger but I can see the attraction of some of these ladies. I do actually fancy Coleen Nolan and would marry her tomorrow.

What about these:
Gillian McKeith


Maggie Philbin
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:38 PM   #28
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She's absolutely horrendous most of the time, but Hazel Blears in her biker gear can get the balls revolving.

The sort of puritanical woman who you imagine would be pure filth with a cock in her grasp.
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Kelly Stafford! Yes, she's good looking, and will do anything; however, I strongly suspect that one gets an endless load of crap in the bargain.

Now, back to the main stream: Conservative pundit Monica Crowley

I don't fancy her views, but love looking at her.
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OK, as some of you have already 'fessed up, here are my guilty secrets, in no particular order (wouldn't climb over any of these ladies for the biscuits):

Lisa Tarbuck
Fern Britton
Julia Sawahla
Laurie Brett (Jane off Eastenders)
Anneka Rice (that's some butt she has!)
Serena Williams
Georgia Taylor (Casualty and ex-Corrie)

Any more and I think there will be a padded van turning up outside ...
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