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Old 05-24-2017, 09:46 PM   #12661
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If multiple girls called Paige hang out together, is that called a chapter?
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What do you call an expert fisherman?

A master baiter.
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Old 05-24-2017, 09:48 PM   #12663
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It is in my book.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:39 AM   #12664
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A friend of mine who is an Ornithologist asked me what my favorite type of bird was. I said "Great Tits & Swallows". "You can't choose two" he said. "I didn't" I replied.
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It is in my book.
If I had a spine, I'd tell you guys to leaf these bad puns alone. Everything's about covered.
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It is in my book.
That speaks volumes.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:52 AM   #12667
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If multiple girls called Paige hang out together, is that called a chapter?
Would a global convention be an anthology?
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Old 05-25-2017, 10:01 AM   #12668
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In the worst case it's an periodical ...
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If I had a spine, I'd tell you guys to leaf these bad puns alone. Everything's about covered.
Is that decision binding?
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Old 05-25-2017, 12:00 PM   #12670
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In the worst case it's an periodical ...
Worse than a half-pregnant pause?
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