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Old 05-25-2017, 02:39 AM   #12661
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A friend of mine who is an Ornithologist asked me what my favorite type of bird was. I said "Great Tits & Swallows". "You can't choose two" he said. "I didn't" I replied.
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:46 AM   #12662
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If multiple girls called Paige hang out together, is that called a chapter?
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It is in my book.
If I had a spine, I'd tell you guys to leaf these bad puns alone. Everything's about covered.
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:47 AM   #12663
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It is in my book.
That speaks volumes.
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:52 AM   #12664
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If multiple girls called Paige hang out together, is that called a chapter?
Would a global convention be an anthology?
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Old 05-25-2017, 09:01 AM   #12665
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In the worst case it's an periodical ...
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If I had a spine, I'd tell you guys to leaf these bad puns alone. Everything's about covered.
Is that decision binding?
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Old 05-25-2017, 11:00 AM   #12667
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In the worst case it's an periodical ...
Worse than a half-pregnant pause?
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Old 05-25-2017, 12:14 PM   #12669
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I've been hanging out at the Gym quite a lot lately.

I really need to buy some bigger shorts.....
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Old 05-25-2017, 12:15 PM   #12670
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.

"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"

"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"

"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc," says the man, "as long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.

"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.

"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colours."

"That’s unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"

"Well, just one," said the golfer, "Every time I get an erection I also get a headache."
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