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Old 06-23-2017, 10:50 PM   #12661
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I once had a yodeling lesson.
According to my teacher I was so bad I managed to kill of the rest of the team with my voice.
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:09 AM   #12662
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Capital letters... The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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Old 06-24-2017, 10:11 AM   #12663
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Here's a really corny joke:


Maize
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Old 06-24-2017, 05:43 PM   #12664
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Here's a really corny joke:


Maize
Hay! Enough! That goes against the grain.
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Old 06-25-2017, 12:36 AM   #12665
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Old 06-25-2017, 02:18 AM   #12666
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Come on. You've done this tons of times. Surely you can tell by now?
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Old 06-25-2017, 07:25 AM   #12667
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Old 06-25-2017, 08:35 AM   #12668
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Don't spell "part" backwards.

It's a "trap".
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Old 06-25-2017, 09:15 AM   #12669
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Old 06-25-2017, 11:56 AM   #12670
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
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