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Old 06-17-2017, 10:47 PM   #2321
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4060: Yes, call the cops: I want to see who comes first, me or them.
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Old 06-18-2017, 04:41 PM   #2322
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Old 06-18-2017, 04:45 PM   #2323
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4062. I used to be a professional footballer,I shoot from outside the box..
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Old 06-18-2017, 08:38 PM   #2324
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Old 06-21-2017, 02:21 AM   #2325
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Old 06-21-2017, 12:20 PM   #2326
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3068 I know we're in love and gettin' married in a few months, but I went and saw Father O'Leary for relationship advice, he recommends anal
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Old 06-21-2017, 04:18 PM   #2328
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4070 How about we try some new positions you've never seen, learned them years ago, in prison
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