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Old 06-17-2017, 12:14 PM   #2321
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:42 PM   #2322
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4056 I keep visiting your Facebook page, hoping theres a dislike button
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:04 PM   #2323
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:16 PM   #2324
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4062. I used to be a professional footballer,I shoot from outside the box..
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