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Old 06-19-2017, 01:29 PM   #4291
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If he did climb onto a bike it would probably collapse from the excessive weight. MJ'ssecond favorite store to go to is the Big Man's clothing shop. This is where he can get those 5 triple x size pants.
Well unlike you we can't all be so lean cuisine thin as to easily fit through the eye of a needle Trails.

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I`m not fat you cheeky rider of the range

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Old 06-20-2017, 01:07 PM   #4294
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Which one of you dry arsed turkeys did this
`Twas me , I did the deed

Well , I`d bet Mal on it smelling like a month old Prawn cocktail
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Old 06-21-2017, 02:07 AM   #4295
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Baste it with more BUTTER!!!!!
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And this had everything to do with above .... Whitney Houston

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Almost, we're not, they are

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