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Old 06-20-2017, 07:17 PM   #1961
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Old 06-20-2017, 07:32 PM   #1962
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Old 06-20-2017, 09:22 PM   #1963
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"Whadda you think guys. Is there enough meat on this scrawny thing to eat"? "You forget Rex, most of us are not meat eaters". "That's true , but that asteroid is getting close, this could be our only chance to see what meat tastes like"! "Another thing, this thing won't evolve for another 63,000,000 years." "That was on the bizarro world"!

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Old 06-21-2017, 05:14 AM   #1964
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Old 06-21-2017, 11:44 AM   #1966
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We won. It was pretty funny when one of our bowling balls skipped out of our lane and plowed that young kid into the pins in his lane!


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Old 06-21-2017, 03:55 PM   #1967
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Old 06-21-2017, 04:55 PM   #1968
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