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Old 06-21-2017, 08:01 AM   #1591
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It's Mishe-Mokwa..Of course the guy could be several feet behind the bear...
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A little harsh on the kids isn't it???
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I am on my last thread now but this one will take awhile since it it the some pics one. Be patient I will get there.



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You are aware I have not volunteered for over 2 years since I tore my shoulder up aren't you???.
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You are aware I have not volunteered for over 2 years since I tore my shoulder up aren't you???.
If you no longer volunteer, maybe you should remove that from your profile. As long as I see that in the section of your profile called "About me" I will assume that you are still volunteering and make fun of your projects.
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If you no longer volunteer, maybe you should remove that from your profile. As long as I see that in the section of your profile called "About me" I will assume that you are still volunteering and make fun of your projects.
Good point will do.
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