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Old 08-10-2017, 08:30 PM   #1221
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Old 08-11-2017, 03:08 PM   #1222
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Old 08-15-2017, 02:55 PM   #1223
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For me getting sex is as easy as getting mayonnaise out of a jar ,

Especially as in both cases I use a knife.


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Old 08-18-2017, 01:57 PM   #1224
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Millionaire Michael J Fox was arrested earlier today for shoplifting ,

I say it serves the stupid sod right for trying to steal a tambourine.


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Old 08-19-2017, 03:58 PM   #1225
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Where do suicide bombers go when they die ? ,

Everywhere.


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Old 08-20-2017, 01:28 PM   #1226
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The Muslim couple next door have sex 24/7 ,

He's 24.


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I went to a Muslim party last night - fastest game of hot potato I ever played..it ended up being a blast.

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I'm sure. I'm even 25% German,
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I know you've already been told but anyone entering this thread is going to hell.........so when we're all burning together we'll know how it was in Aushwitz in the gas ovens.
I was going to hell anyway. I'm 25% German. So I had nothing to lose.
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Q. What's the difference between Rick Santorum and ISIS?

A. ISIS wants to take the world back to the 7th century. Rick Santorum only wants to take us back to the 13th.
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