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Old 07-11-2017, 06:40 AM   #1221
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A 12 year old is getting her hair but while she's eating a hostess cake.
The woman cutting her hair tells her that she's getting hair on her twinkie.
She answers back, "And my tits are getting bigger, too."
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Old 07-11-2017, 03:36 PM   #1222
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"The Air Force is run like a corporation. The Army and Navy are run like traditional military services. But the Marine Corps is a religion..."
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Old 07-11-2017, 04:07 PM   #1223
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:02 PM   #1224
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:04 PM   #1226
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Was intending to see the World Para Athletics championships until checked ticket prices,

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Can't wait for the next Linkin Park album ,

But then always did prefer their instrumental stuff.

While raping a woman in the park last night she suddenly screamed out "Think of my children" ,

The Kinky bitch.


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Old 07-23-2017, 10:33 AM   #1227
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Police arrived at my neighbour Mohammed`s house for beating his wife ,

They couldn't decide whether to arrest him for domestic violence or child abuse though.


"Fucking kids are expensive," I said ,

"Is" replied my lawyer.

Can still remember all the times when my mum would tuck me in,

She really wanted a daughter.


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A. Oral Roberts.

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Q. What do you call an Irishman who wanks too much?

A. Onan O'Brien. [Not related to the Democratic late-night host, either...]

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Q. Why does Donald Trump talk with his hands?

A. Because he's the Imperial Wizard.

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Q. What do you call a musician who plays jazz and death metal?

A. Michael Bolt-Thrower.
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Glenn Campbell died not knowing any of the words to his songs ,

So that`s something we had in common
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Went to my first KKK meeting last night and can't see why everyone thinks they're racist,

Saw at least half a dozen black guys hanging around the back.

Who`s Michael Barrymore's favourite super hero ?,

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