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Old 07-24-2011, 10:12 AM   #1
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Default The corrupt a wish game

Blatantly stolen from elsewhere.

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person grants you your wish - but corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

For example - I wish I had a cock that reached the floor.

Response: Your cock now reaches the floor as both your legs fall off.

I wish that I could fly like Superman
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:23 AM   #2
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You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:26 AM   #3
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You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision
You have X-Ray vision now but you can't see naked women.

I wish I could time-travel.
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:46 AM   #4
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You can now time travel,But only by one minute back or forward.

I wishI could make Myself invisible
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I wishI could make Myself invisible
Who said that, now i can't read the text you type ?

I'd like to be granted the healing touch
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you can now heal, but unfortunately we heard you wrong and you have the ability to heel like a dog

I wish I could marry her
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You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons
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You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons
You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.

Btw, I think this thread belongs into the "Funnies" section.

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You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.
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Don't trip over the continental shelf.

I wish I had arms like Popeye.
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You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl

I wish I could pass through solid matter
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