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Old 06-19-2017, 12:07 PM   #12661
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I was going to start a thread called"Things that make You itch" but then I thought scratch that..
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Old 06-19-2017, 01:12 PM   #12662
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Have you heard about the Iranian City called Shush ? ,

Well keep it quiet.
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I saw an advert in my local newspaper:

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So I rang them and said, "The answer is -5,000"
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.
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I went shopping for cherries and microphone accessories the other day.

Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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I told my mother that I'd made a car out of spaghett but she didn't believe me. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Rod Stewart has His Own musical genre,Near Death Metal...
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Have you been hit with a rhythm stick?

You could get compensation with a personal Ian Dury claim.
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With the money I got,I bought some new boots and panties..
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