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Old 06-18-2017, 09:54 PM   #12631
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I'm really proud of my ceiling.

It's not quite as good as the Sistine Chapel but it's up there.
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Old 06-19-2017, 10:12 AM   #12632
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Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:15 AM   #12633
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Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.
My lazy hound is half Spanish, half German.

If I ask him to do anything it is like "Qué? Nein!"
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Old 06-19-2017, 12:07 PM   #12634
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I was going to start a thread called"Things that make You itch" but then I thought scratch that..
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Have you heard about the Iranian City called Shush ? ,

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Old 06-19-2017, 02:01 PM   #12636
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I saw an advert in my local newspaper:

ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000

So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000"
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Old 06-19-2017, 11:40 PM   #12637
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.
I'm serious, that Israeli how he does it.
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I went shopping for cherries and microphone accessories the other day.

Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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I told my mother that I'd made a car out of spaghett but she didn't believe me. You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.
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