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Old 06-18-2017, 06:13 PM   #12761
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Why was LOTR;The Return of the King like Brokeback Mountain ?
They both involved the destruction of a ring...
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I gave my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
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I'm really proud of my ceiling.

It's not quite as good as the Sistine Chapel but it's up there.
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Old 06-19-2017, 10:12 AM   #12764
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Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.
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Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.
My lazy hound is half Spanish, half German.

If I ask him to do anything it is like "Qué? Nein!"
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I was going to start a thread called"Things that make You itch" but then I thought scratch that..
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Have you heard about the Iranian City called Shush ? ,

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I saw an advert in my local newspaper:

ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000

So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000"
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.
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Hebrews it.
I'm serious, that Israeli how he does it.
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