The corrupt a wish game - Page 57

Lurk_D · October 9th, 2011, 04:01 AM

You've met. That's why he left.

I wish to swing at the easy ones.

**sweatyhat** · October 9th, 2011, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lurk_D

You've met. That's why he left.

I wish to swing at the easy ones.

Granted.
You're swinging drunken punches at everyone at that nice wedding reception they're sorry they invited you to.
The police take you down with a taser.

I wish football crowds would give opposing teams and players the same respect as they do for rugby.

MaxJoker · October 9th, 2011, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish football crowds would give opposing teams and players the same respect as they do for rugby.

Granted

Although since you failed to specify which clubs crowd. A crowd attitude was chosen for you. That attitude being the one from Millwall Rugby Club.

I wish i could time travel anywhere i wanted whenever i wanted, and arrive exactly where i wanted to arrive and in safety .

**Jeff Vader** · October 9th, 2011, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted

Although since you failed to specify which clubs crowd. A crowd attitude was chosen for you. That attitude being the one from Millwall Rugby Club.

I wish i could time travel anywhere i wanted whenever i wanted, and arrive exactly where i wanted to arrive and in safety .

Granted. However you forgot to specify WHEN. So you arrive at bizarre times. So you want to travel to Paris, arrive on the Champs D'Elysee and are promptly run over by a Panzer tank.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

**Mal Hombre** · October 9th, 2011, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff Vader

Granted. However you forgot to specify WHEN. So you arrive at bizarre times. So you want to travel to Paris, arrive on the Champs D'Elysee and are promptly run over by a Panzer tank.

I wish I could stop procrastinating

Granted,You Will.....One day......

I wish I was more decisive....

**tygrkhat40** · October 9th, 2011, 02:15 PM

You are. And now, deepest Hampshire is now about 250 meters deeper due to the crater created when you made the avid decision to go out in a blaze of glory. (That's for the 6-pack abs pic.

LOL, seriously.)

I wish for tickets to the next Rolling Stones concert.

MaxJoker · October 9th, 2011, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish for tickets to the next Rolling Stones concert.

Granted.

But you`re sat right at the back , with your view obscured by a group of gay black men with three foot Afros who insist on loudly singing to every track !

I wish i had the ability to read minds so i`d never be surprised.

**scoundrel** · October 9th, 2011, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i had the ability to read minds so i`d never be surprised.

I grant you your wish. But your ability to read minds lacks a filter or an on/off switch so that your head sounds like a football stadium or a trading room at the bourse, 24/7...though come to think of it, that;s no worse than living next door to my neighbours.

I wish I wasn't so damned sleepy all the time.

MaxJoker · October 9th, 2011, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scoundrel

I wish I wasn't so damned sleepy all the time.

Granted.

You are now in a state of continuous ultra awakeness with shining wide open eyes.
Unfortunately you then go outside , are spotted by CCTV then arrested on suspicion of being high on angel dust.

I wish i had complete invulnerability from harm.

**scoundrel** · October 9th, 2011, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i had complete invulnerability from harm.

Your wish is my command oh GreenSkull. You have now been cremated and turned into a diamond.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNpF5KMQo14

I wish I could a afford someone to clean up my slovenly flat for me.

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Lurk_D Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 489 Thanks: 22 Thanked 3,914 Times in 467 Posts	You've met. That's why he left. I wish to swing at the easy ones.