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October 3rd, 2011, 09:29 PM | #522 |
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You do. In addition you have the first known medical case of athlete's ear.
I wish for a happy ending.
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October 4th, 2011, 02:40 AM | #523 | |
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Your happy ending is in an excruciatingly twee Care Bears film that you're condemned to watch repeatedly. I wish I had more time for fun.
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October 4th, 2011, 12:31 PM | #524 | |
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October 4th, 2011, 01:55 PM | #525 |
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You can. However, since the government doesn't like competiton, you can spend the next 20 years in a government facility for counterfeiting.
I wish for absolute proof that my childhood friend got a boob job.
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October 4th, 2011, 06:11 PM | #526 | |
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(S)he shows you the invoice for her gender reassignment surgery. I wish I wasn't woken by cramp at 2am.
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You take scale to get the pilot made, with the agreement that you'll be paid $25 million per episode once production begins. It gets the highest ratings of the new season, with an order from the network for two seasons worth, just for starters. Then the producer dies, the associate producer gets convicted of murder in the death, and the studio shuts the show down without even one scene shot for the series. You get your check for $2500 and a promise to hook you up with a new show, which never pans out.
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