What annoys you the most ? - Page 2356

**jomama** · April 17th, 2024, 02:18 PM

A fly is a species that gets in through the smallest hole in the room but can’t get out through an open window!

**shearer** · April 17th, 2024, 02:20 PM

TV Ads extolling what great fun it is to die.

**trailmaster** · April 17th, 2024, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

A fly is a species that gets in through the smallest hole in the room but can’t get out through an open window!

This also applies to gnats and many other flying insects. It's all because when their inside the environment is so abnormal compared to what exists on the outside they get disoriented, plus their vision is very poor and they're just very stupid critters.

**vo1v0d** · April 17th, 2024, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by shearer

TV Ads extolling what great fun it is to die.

How many times do I have to say this? Dont knock it till you have tried it

**vo1v0d** · April 17th, 2024, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

What annoys me the most ?

That I can't find a nude picture of Maggie Thatcher so I can make it vo1v0d's avatar

This post deserves a thread of its own. "What makes you bring up your breakfast?"

**vo1v0d** · April 17th, 2024, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jomama

A fly is a species that gets in through the smallest hole in the room but can’t get out through an open window!

Talking about missing apertures: a laundry basket is two feet wide, a bog aiming point is a foot wide and we miss them both......why the fuck would women expect us to find the clitoris?

**CARLTON BROWN** · April 17th, 2024, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shearer

TV Ads extolling what great fun it is to die.

Oddly enough, I've noticed an increase in the number of UK TV ads for death plans and affordable cremations. The happy smiling older people in these ads seem to be almost looking forward to going up the chimney and recommend the service to others. Some companies also have death plans with special offers! Maybe you get whatever it is after your funeral? It's almost like discount shopping at Aldi. Anyway, get ready for UK Dignitas to arrive and it will then be possible to simply walk into your local death centre like they did in Soylent Green. These ads certainly make a change from the ones promoting Viagra - or related stuff, although you obviously don't see anyone shagging. Never mind!

steelydan · April 18th, 2024, 12:44 AM

All these goddamn lawyer commercials: Morgan & Morgan, Sweet James, The Law Brothers, Jacoby & Meyers, etc.

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April 17th, 2024, 02:20 PM	#23552
shearer Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,895 Thanks: 125,558 Thanked 20,823 Times in 1,873 Posts	TV Ads extolling what great fun it is to die.

April 18th, 2024, 12:44 AM	#23558
steelydan Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 143 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,169 Times in 131 Posts	All these goddamn lawyer commercials: Morgan & Morgan, Sweet James, The Law Brothers, Jacoby & Meyers, etc.