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March 17th, 2019, 04:41 PM	#401
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	In retrospect probably should have told her about the death first. Or at least a day before the funeral , I held in my allotment last week 401 ~ Fucking hell I've been here half an hour and you've still to ask me how I`m coping being a widow ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 18th, 2019, 12:46 AM	#402
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,008 Times in 29,962 Posts	402. if I knew you buried your husband there I wouldn't have peed in that spot __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 20th, 2019, 06:27 AM	#403
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	403. You never been to a Neo Nazi ralley before, Mrs. Goldwater? Well there is a first for everything. __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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March 20th, 2019, 06:47 AM	#404
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,099 Thanks: 145,513 Thanked 106,630 Times in 6,180 Posts	My exit plan... 404. Just found out your daughter is pregnant and I'm not the father! __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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March 20th, 2019, 04:50 PM	#405
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March 20th, 2019, 07:11 PM	#406
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,352 Thanked 210,193 Times in 15,752 Posts	406. How's it hanging? __________________ Hello, I must be going - Groucho Marx Looking for stills or scenes from the movie Agent BH 44 starring Ian Carmichael.

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March 21st, 2019, 08:50 PM	#407
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,008 Times in 29,962 Posts	407. what do mean Caitlyn Jenner is your former boyfriend ? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 21st, 2019, 10:13 PM	#408
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March 21st, 2019, 11:54 PM	#409
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,856 Thanks: 3,497,606 Thanked 345,008 Times in 29,962 Posts	409. sure we can have a threesome with your mother __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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March 22nd, 2019, 03:53 PM	#410
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey and in my own defense , had expected her to take a lot longer on the crapper 410 ~ Oh so I`m nosey ? , you`re the one watching me go through your purse ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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