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MaxJoker · March 14th, 2019, 03:34 PM

Jewish son ~ Can I have 50p ?.

Jewish dad ~ 40p ? , what do you want 30p for ? .

**gedly** · March 14th, 2019, 06:48 PM

Honestly, my mate is just so unlucky. He's just told me his sex doll is pregnant.

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2019, 04:11 PM

Chemistry teacher asked me to write a thousand word essay on Acid ,

Couldn't complete it though ,

Once my pen turned into a dancing Rhino and the room melted.

**gedly** · March 15th, 2019, 10:13 PM

Somebody walked up to me in the pub last night.
He said, "Do you remember a girl called Alison that you shagged in Ibiza in 1990?"
I grinned and said, "Oh yeah, I think I do".
He replied, "You must be my Dad then".

**trailmaster** · March 16th, 2019, 10:55 AM

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "thats very important."
Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher.

Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education."
"Yes it does," said Johnny it taught those Indians not to f..k with John Wayne."

**seldomseen** · March 16th, 2019, 10:58 AM

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

**Mal Hombre** · March 16th, 2019, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldomseen

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I shaved off My Girlfriend's eyebrows,She didn't seem surprised..

MaxJoker · March 16th, 2019, 03:16 PM

What's the difference between a G-spot and a lost golf ball ? ,

Sometimes it`s possible to find a lost golf ball.

MaxJoker · March 17th, 2019, 03:38 PM

Who`s the president of LGBT in India ? ,

Mr Ramit Inmah Ashol.

MaxJoker · March 18th, 2019, 01:34 PM

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's and the security guard asks her "What's your mum like ?" ,

Little girl replies "Big black cocks and vodka whenever daddy is away".

March 14th, 2019, 03:34 PM	#14371
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March 15th, 2019, 04:11 PM	#14373
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March 16th, 2019, 10:58 AM	#14376
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 711,994 Times in 38,112 Posts	I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

March 16th, 2019, 03:16 PM	#14378
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March 17th, 2019, 03:38 PM	#14379
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March 14th, 2019, 06:48 PM	#14372
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	Honestly, my mate is just so unlucky. He's just told me his sex doll is pregnant.

March 15th, 2019, 10:13 PM	#14374
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,318 Times in 3,171 Posts	Somebody walked up to me in the pub last night. He said, "Do you remember a girl called Alison that you shagged in Ibiza in 1990?" I grinned and said, "Oh yeah, I think I do". He replied, "You must be my Dad then".

March 16th, 2019, 10:55 AM	#14375
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "thats very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny it taught those Indians not to f..k with John Wayne."

March 18th, 2019, 01:34 PM	#14380
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Little girl gets lost in Tesco's and the security guard asks her "What's your mum like ?" , Little girl replies "Big black cocks and vodka whenever daddy is away". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.