Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 313

plainwhitewrap · March 31st, 2014, 12:19 AM

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point?"
- Ace Rothstein, Casino

**Grey Wolf** · March 31st, 2014, 10:00 AM

We made a great mistake in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake. We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers.

General Robert E Lee.

So far from engaging in a war to perpetuate slavery, I am rejoiced that Slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interest of the South. So fully am I satisfied of this that I would have cheerfully lost all that I have lost by the war, and have suffered all that I have suffered to have this object attained.

General Robert E Lee

We failed, but in the good providence of God apparent failure often proves a blessing.

General Robert E Lee

With all my devotion to the Union and the feeling of loyalty and duty of an American citizen, I have not been able to make up my mind to raise my hand against my relatives, my children, my home. I have therefore resigned my commission in the Army, and save in defence of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword...

General Robert E Lee

It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it.

General Robert E Lee

My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health.

General Robert E Lee

**Miss80sPorn** · March 31st, 2014, 09:36 PM

In recognition of the 2014 MLB regular season start some one liners from the movie "Major League"

What league you been playin in .... California penal

It's very bad to steal Jobu's rum ... VERY BAD!

Yo bartender, Jobu needs a refill

**tsunamiSD** · April 1st, 2014, 08:43 AM

**tygrkhat40** · April 1st, 2014, 03:08 PM

Lines from Major League that were in a commercial, but not in the movie.

Ricky Vaughn gave up a HR to lose a game that was a tape-measure shot. He's commiserating in a bar with Jake Taylor and Willie Mays Hayes.

Jake: Cheer up. There's a lot of parks that ball wouldn't have gone out of.
Ricky: (angrily) Name one.
Jake: Yellowstone.

**Baranovich** · April 1st, 2014, 10:08 PM

"I have always regretted that the last assault at Cold Harbor was ever made."

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2014, 04:29 PM

Man always dies before he is fully born.

~ Erich Fromm

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

~ Susan Ertz

Miss Teschmacher, when I was six years old my father said to me...

~ Lex Luthor

**Mal Hombre** · April 2nd, 2014, 06:14 PM

Thug: No! Stay back, I got RIGHTS!!!Batman: You've got rights, lots of rights. Sometimes I count them just to make me feel crazy... But right now you've got a piece of glass shoved in a major artery in your arm, right now you're bleeding to death. Right now I'm the only one person in the world who can get you to a hospital in time!.
The Dark Knight Returns,Frank Miller

**SanteeFats** · April 4th, 2014, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graftzig

Help a German with this historic quote from Benjamin Franklin:

In 1787, being a member of the Constitutional convention, he was asked by a bystander what kind of government the framers were giving to the new nation. Ben Franklin answered: "A republic—if you can keep it."

Could someone explain it to me? I don't mean the literal meaning ("The country's liberty will die unless you keep it alive".) Is there a joke that escapes me? Franklin was a notorious joker.
Is there more to it at all? Maybe I'm missing the context or something...
Any help is greatly appreciated.

Franklin meant that they had won independence from the British Empire and that to keep it they would have to fight at times to maintain it. Freedom is not free but bought by the blood of patriots.

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Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,009 Times in 19,976 Posts	We made a great mistake in the beginning of our struggle, and I fear, in spite of all we can do, it will prove to be a fatal mistake. We appointed all our worst generals to command our armies, and all our best generals to edit the newspapers. General Robert E Lee. So far from engaging in a war to perpetuate slavery, I am rejoiced that Slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interest of the South. So fully am I satisfied of this that I would have cheerfully lost all that I have lost by the war, and have suffered all that I have suffered to have this object attained. General Robert E Lee We failed, but in the good providence of God apparent failure often proves a blessing. General Robert E Lee With all my devotion to the Union and the feeling of loyalty and duty of an American citizen, I have not been able to make up my mind to raise my hand against my relatives, my children, my home. I have therefore resigned my commission in the Army, and save in defence of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword... General Robert E Lee It is well that war is so terrible -- lest we should grow too fond of it. General Robert E Lee My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the best safeguard of morals and health. General Robert E Lee

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