Women you shouldn't really Fancy. - Page 3

mrploat · May 21st, 2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Snufkin

Poor Billy, you are missing out on a whole load of oddly attractive ugly old birds.

What about annoying, gobby old trollop Janet Street Porter

Janet Street Porter went on Wogan once, when Bernard Manning was the other guest. She walked on in a short dress, took the applause, sat down and Manning said 'Alright luv, bet you've flattened some grass'. She fumed all through the rest of the show.

Snufkin · May 22nd, 2009, 11:33 AM

Kate Adie anyone?

You know you would

Did you mean Kirsty Wark?

I'd bone her over her newsdesk. . . . . live.

Wha-Wha · May 22nd, 2009, 12:48 PM

er . . . Margaret Rutherford

Snufkin · May 22nd, 2009, 09:25 PM

Okay, she may be a cartoon and an animal but boy oh boy is Maid Marion a fox!!!

larsson · May 23rd, 2009, 07:42 PM

supernanny jo frost, please put me on the naughty step!

**Pinkpapercut** · May 24th, 2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Snufkin

Being an anonymous forum I'm not ashamed to admit to having thought about pumping Lisa Tarbuck or kids TV - Wizadora.

Lets put our votes forward for those women you probably know it's wrong to fancy.

Carenza Lewis from C4 Timeteam.

Sally Traffic from Radio2 (just cos of her damn sexy voice).

Who's next

I think Lisa Tarbuck's perfectly fine, I like a MILFy fat lass. I'd happily pump her myself. I think the only problem with her would be keeping Jimmy out of your mind.

Ditto Carenza Lewis, a handsome rather than pretty woman, but well put together. No less tasty than - say - Sharon Kayne. I'd happily excavate her trench any time.

Sally "Traffic" Boazman - apart from her being 51, a perfectly acceptable attractive woman. I'm 50 myself so I'd love the chance to block her centre lane.

I can't think of anyone I fancy who I think I shouldn't - I presume you mean from embarrassment.

How about taking a ride on Anne Widd!combe? I can see she might have been ok when she was still human many decades ago and I'd at least be curious to see and handle those monstrous slack tits she has. It's not what you would call an attraction though.

If I'm pushed, I'll offer Lisa Riley, formerly fat slag Mandy Dingle off Emmerdale. But apart from Riley being very fat, she's clearly pretty.

Snufkin · May 25th, 2009, 06:14 PM

Ah - brilliant. I laughed out loud at the above

Well think of it like this - if you were standing at the bar, pint in hand and a few mates gathered round. . . would you start a conversation by saying "See that Lisa Riley, I really fancy her." I'm guessing you wouldn't. As you point out it's not that it's wrong but as the title says, you shouldn't really fancy her.

I'm a bit younger but I can see the attraction of some of these ladies. I do actually fancy Coleen Nolan and would marry her tomorrow.

What about these:
Gillian McKeith

Maggie Philbin

Johnny Bravo · May 25th, 2009, 06:38 PM

She's absolutely horrendous most of the time, but Hazel Blears in her biker gear can get the balls revolving.

The sort of puritanical woman who you imagine would be pure filth with a cock in her grasp.

snorkie · May 29th, 2009, 04:11 AM

Kelly Stafford! Yes, she's good looking, and will do anything; however, I strongly suspect that one gets an endless load of crap in the bargain.

Now, back to the main stream: Conservative pundit Monica Crowley

I don't fancy her views, but love looking at her.

Astatine · May 29th, 2009, 04:44 PM

OK, as some of you have already 'fessed up, here are my guilty secrets, in no particular order (wouldn't climb over any of these ladies for the biscuits):

Lisa Tarbuck
Fern Britton
Julia Sawahla
Laurie Brett (Jane off Eastenders)
Anneka Rice (that's some butt she has!)
Serena Williams
Georgia Taylor (Casualty and ex-Corrie)

Any more and I think there will be a padded van turning up outside ...

May 22nd, 2009, 11:33 AM	#22
Snufkin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 143 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,722 Times in 140 Posts	Women you really shouldn't fancy Kate Adie anyone? You know you would Did you mean Kirsty Wark? I'd bone her over her newsdesk. . . . . live.

May 22nd, 2009, 09:25 PM	#24
Snufkin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 143 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,722 Times in 140 Posts	Women you really shouldn't fancy Okay, she may be a cartoon and an animal but boy oh boy is Maid Marion a fox!!!

May 25th, 2009, 06:14 PM	#27
Snufkin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 143 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,722 Times in 140 Posts	Women you really shouldn't fancy Ah - brilliant. I laughed out loud at the above Well think of it like this - if you were standing at the bar, pint in hand and a few mates gathered round. . . would you start a conversation by saying "See that Lisa Riley, I really fancy her." I'm guessing you wouldn't. As you point out it's not that it's wrong but as the title says, you shouldn't really fancy her. I'm a bit younger but I can see the attraction of some of these ladies. I do actually fancy Coleen Nolan and would marry her tomorrow. What about these: Gillian McKeith Maggie Philbin

May 29th, 2009, 04:11 AM	#29
snorkie Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Gizmonics Institute Posts: 521 Thanks: 2,711 Thanked 4,566 Times in 510 Posts	A different direction! Kelly Stafford! Yes, she's good looking, and will do anything; however, I strongly suspect that one gets an endless load of crap in the bargain. Now, back to the main stream: Conservative pundit Monica Crowley I don't fancy her views, but love looking at her.

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Johnny Bravo Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 80 Thanks: 24 Thanked 820 Times in 72 Posts	She's absolutely horrendous most of the time, but Hazel Blears in her biker gear can get the balls revolving. The sort of puritanical woman who you imagine would be pure filth with a cock in her grasp.

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Astatine Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Where foreplay is taking your socks off Posts: 193 Thanks: 211 Thanked 1,840 Times in 179 Posts	OK, as some of you have already 'fessed up, here are my guilty secrets, in no particular order (wouldn't climb over any of these ladies for the biscuits): Lisa Tarbuck Fern Britton Julia Sawahla Laurie Brett (Jane off Eastenders) Anneka Rice (that's some butt she has!) Serena Williams Georgia Taylor (Casualty and ex-Corrie) Any more and I think there will be a padded van turning up outside ...