Psycho The Rapist Thread - Page 3

**billybunter** · June 2nd, 2011, 02:26 PM

I heard GreenSkull has been taking lessons from Paul Daniels. It's amazing what a magic wand can do!

**shodan2011** · June 2nd, 2011, 02:36 PM

Dear Dr. Greenskull,

I've been trying to treat this complete cu- sorry, esteemed and highly respected member of society for a rather alarming condition: compulsive lying.

Patient T.B. has not responded well to treatment; even the hours of electro-shock therapy hasn't altered his pattern of lying about everything he possibly can (although I must admit it made me feel better). This includes finding his wife, C.B. extremely sexy, which is frankly disturbing.

I'm afraid I'm out of ideas about how to treat him. Is he a lost cause?

Best of luck,

D.R. Quinch

(attached: a photo of T.B.

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by botogames

Dr. GreenSkull; any help for the Sperm Farmer?? Recent TV programs show this individual needs hours of help from your great experience..

Well if he wants to earn some easy money he could always rent out his teeth for advertising space .

Or put himself forward for the remake of Mr Ed

" I used to worry that ordinary people might think i was only a stupid talentless slag who became famous through making my own sex tape and then leaking it , but thank`s to Dr GS`s advice i found the confidence to have my own fly on the wall tv series. So now i no longer worry that anyone thinks i`m only a stupid talentless slag. As my programs have also shown how much of a self absorbed bitch i am as well "

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2011, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Now here is a guy who needs the Docs help! Lying on the floor pissed and eating hamburgers is not healthy. Sit on the sofa HOFF!

Just make sure you properly enunciate the word sofa though .

Last time i told him to sit on it he completely misunderstood

To this day she still doesn`t return my calls

" Heeeeee heeeeeeeeeee , my life was going nowhere , saaaa mon , i had disappointed everyone and was practically broke , ya know it , but that was until Dr GS recommended a specialist to treat my most obvious problem , hooooo ooooo , now everybody is happy and i`m raking it in , oooooooooooooow ! "

**blueballsdc** · June 2nd, 2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Lady Gaga, she needs help, and her fans

She needs a plastic surgeon. Her fans need the psychotherapy.

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Originally Posted by botogames

Dr. GreenSkull; any help for the Sperm Farmer?? Recent TV programs show this individual needs hours of help from your great experience..

Didn't he already self-lobotomize?

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2011, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by grossnex

So... Brother Greenskull has more degrees than a thermometer? Go figure. Kind of solidifies that whole evil genius thing.

Evil i`ll take , but genius

Maybe you`re in need of some proper counseling yourself brother member

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Originally Posted by grossnex

I got a 1st degree burn on my butt once from eating extra hot sauce. Actually, it was from when it came out. I bought 2 bottles of Degree deodorant once. I'm not extra stinky. It was buy one, get one free. I got the 3rd degree from a bunch of cops & a few judges before. Does any of that count?

Yes those all count , why i`ve even got a plaque on my wall naming the time and date on which i badly burnt my tongue due to a chip.

So welcome to the Forum counseling center Dr Grossnex

You`ll find plenty of free rooms in the building so please feel free to chose one for your own office and begin your practice

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Originally Posted by grossnex

Anyway, this one is going to test all of that fancy book learnin' Greenskull my brother. I really don't know if anything can be done but a brother can hope.

HELP!!!

Just as long as it`s merely hope, and not a wish this medical member let`s you have some of his prescription only dope

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Originally Posted by grossnex

The Cast of the Jersey Shore
Only one of these people is actually from my state (the girl in the pink leopard print bikini top), yet they have actually managed somehow to become representatives of Jersey. They're nothing more than a bunch of carpetbaggers.

They even have a cartoon now.

SuperNews!: Douchey-Doo! Pool Party Mystery: SuperNews!

Dear me i`ve never seen such a troubling case.

May i suggest a sustained carpet bombing to erase all trace

" I went to see Dr GS because eventhough i`ve made hundreds of millions of pounds through being a smug phony scum bag , i`m as tight as a gnats cuff and refuse to spend any of it , the Dr showed me that being mean was fine and that if i wanted to tighten my belt even more i should, in fact he then head butted me to the ground and tightened the belt for me ! ; now that`s what i call a dedicated professional "

MaxJoker · June 2nd, 2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I heard GreenSkull has been taking lessons from Paul Daniels. It's amazing what a magic wand can do!

Wand ? , you kidding i use a cosh

My patients like it .

But not a lot

**billybunter** · June 2nd, 2011, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Wand ? , you kidding i use a cosh

My patients like it .

But not a lot

I wonder what the wonderful Debbie McGee uses

**Mal Hombre** · June 2nd, 2011, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

I wonder what the wonderful Debbie McGee uses

If I was Her,it'd be an Electric cattle prod and a tranquiliser gun.As it is I imagine She just lays back and thinks of the money She'll inherit, when the old annoyance snuffs it.

**billybunter** · June 2nd, 2011, 05:49 PM

Daniels looks like a priest in that pic, ready to mount

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shodan2011 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Wild, Wild West Midlands Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 13,615 Thanked 20,242 Times in 1,279 Posts	Dear Dr. Greenskull, I've been trying to treat this complete cu- sorry, esteemed and highly respected member of society for a rather alarming condition: compulsive lying. Patient T.B. has not responded well to treatment; even the hours of electro-shock therapy hasn't altered his pattern of lying about everything he possibly can (although I must admit it made me feel better). This includes finding his wife, C.B. extremely sexy, which is frankly disturbing. I'm afraid I'm out of ideas about how to treat him. Is he a lost cause? Best of luck, D.R. Quinch (attached: a photo of T.B. __________________ Last Activity: 11-20-2011 05:11 PM

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