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December 29th, 2016, 11:37 PM | #2361 |
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I mentioned it earlier, but I forgot how bad it was: Cool As Ice.
It was a terrible remake of Brando's The Wild One with elements of Rebel Without a Cause starring Vanilla Ice dressed as... well, I'm guessing some kind of a sad clown. I'm not sure. Rifftrax riffed on it. You can watch a clip of their take on it here. It's worth the $10-12 if you want to contribute to their endeavors or there are other ways to get it for—shall we say—less.
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As Bill Corbett observes "Forget Casablanca and Wuthering Heights: any love story not based on organizer theft is total garbage." Here's Ice himself... ...summarizing the plot of the film. Oh yeah: there's also a kidnapping. Kat's little brother, Tommy, who is inexplicably worshipful of Vanilla Ice's character, is kidnapped for reasons that aren't entirely clear, but they involve the guy who played the dad on Alf. Or maybe the dad on Family Ties. I get those two shows confused. As you might predict, Johnny rescues Tommy from the kidnappers, simultaneously winning the heart of Kat and the respect of her parents and proving that, though he might be a rebel, he's a rebel with a heart. :barf: Also, she finally gets her organizer back.
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It`s a cut and paste dull story pretending to be relevant while displaying astounding banality
I was going to end up despising this anyway. Because misinterpretation of a film`s lead actor doesn't half shit me off
Like it wasn't bad enough the two gimps we see practically the entire time. Base their acting style on the pathetic tired assumption that continually pretending you`re out of breath , is acting. Sienna Guillory the one falsely tagged as the lead is barely seen on screen for at most five minutes Which considering she was the only reason I watched it makes me hate it for lying
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Dario Argento's "Suspiria."
I know that film's sacred ground for some horror and Euro-sleaze fans, but I think it's the most boring thing ever filmed, full of characters who don't know how to resolve situations or get answers, visuals that are included for shock value but don't make any narrative sense, and a soundtrack that sounds like something heavy falling down a fire escape.
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The Sylvester Stallone version of "Get Carter". A truly awful film, how Michael Caine could ever lower himself to star in such an abomination of a movie..........
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He covered His eyes with the cheque...
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No he cashed it , then bought a second home lovely enough to blow our bleeding balls off
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