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April 9th, 2017, 03:15 PM | #12121 |
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These young detectives raid a brothel and drugs den. They round up all the prostitutes and junkies when all of a sudden the chief detective says, "Everybody go back to your rooms, nobody is under arrest". One of the cops says, "What's going on guv?". "The chief constable has told me to call off the raid". "When was this?" the young cop asks. "When I met him in the bedroom at the top of the stairs five minutes ago".
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What do you call a blond in a hula-hoop?
A hoe in one
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April 9th, 2017, 05:14 PM | #12123 |
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-How does a blonde turn the lights on after sex?
Opens the car door. -What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone has had a ride on a 747. -What do a bleached blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box. -Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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What is Multitasking in Windows? Repairing several things at once
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