The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Granted.


You`re now the happy owner of a brand new Dell 500.

Which is exactly how many minutes it`ll keep working before exploding in a ball of flames and low quality components .


I wish my old overused joints didn't ache so much.

Granted. You relieve their phantom pain by smoking them. The buzz is so intense you think you're Charo. "Cuchi-Cuchi"

I wish to rename countries on a whim. First up, Uruguay is now U_R_Gay.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. You relieve their phantom pain by smoking them. The buzz is so intense you think you're Charo. "Cuchi-Cuchi"

I wish to rename countries on a whim. First up, Uruguay is now U_R_Gay.

Granted.
When your teachers sees how you've defaced that school atlas, you'll get detention for a month.

I wish the obese had their bellies painted orange.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish the obese had their bellies painted orange.

Granted. All obese people living within 100 miles of you have to paint their bellies orange, and wear tight t-shirts and low cut jeans that expose them.

I wish sweatyhat's internet connection would only let him connect to BBW sites.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish sweatyhat's internet connection would only let him connect to BBW sites.

Granted.


SH can now only view sites with Big Black Wangs.

Plus as an enjoyable end result no matter where you are on the planet if you open your window and listen you can actually hear him swearing in fury .




I wish i could remove all those i dislike and place them on the surface of the sun.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i could remove all those i dislike and place them on the surface of the sun.

Granted.
The only people left on Earth are yourself, The Chuckle Brothers and Anne Widdecombe. Plus, all that extra fuel makes the Sun burn hotter, the icecaps melt, and you're forced to share a houseboat with them.

I wish to surreptitiously feed laxatives and diuretics to all British MPs, then lock them into the House of Commons with no toilet facilities. I could then view the merriment on BBC Parliament.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish to surreptitiously feed laxatives and diuretics to all British MPs, then lock them into the House of Commons with no toilet facilities. I could then view the merriment on BBC Parliament.

Granted.


Although strangely there`s no discernible difference in the amount of shit that normally pours out of them.



I wish i could fly faster than a speeding bullet !

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i could fly faster than a speeding bullet !

Granted.
You're doing Mach 25 during the Columbia space shuttle's final re-entry.

I wish I was rich enough to buy-up and close down every business I didn't like.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
You're doing Mach 25 during the Columbia space shuttle's final re-entry.

I wish I was rich enough to buy-up and close down every business I didn't like.

Granted. This explains the large mobs gathered outside your residence screaming insults and waving signs that state "Occupy SweatyHat".

I wish for the sound from political debates to be replaced with the soundtrack from porn films.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. This explains the large mobs gathered outside your residence screaming insults and waving signs that state "Occupy SweatyHat".

I wish for the sound from political debates to be replaced with the soundtrack from porn films.

Granted. But no one notices the difference. In a huff you burn down a Tesco. Somehow this gets you elected mayor of Deepest Hampshire. Now that you're a politician you talk like the soundtrack of a porn movie.

I wish to receive the gate receipts for all sporting events held this weekend.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. However, you are also responsible for all the expenses for all sporting events this weekend, leaving you several million in debt.

I wish I were inducted into a Hall of Fame.