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December 10th, 2018, 02:45 PM | #6821 |
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A Star, A small tawdry one,Tom Cruise perhaps..
Small Bells or Big Baubles ?
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December 10th, 2018, 05:31 PM | #6822 |
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Big baubles
If you have a real Christmas tree do you just throw it away or burn it after Christmas week? |
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December 15th, 2018, 11:35 PM | #6823 |
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Throw it, I have no place to burn it - legally.
Do you open some presents on Christmas Eve or not?
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December 17th, 2018, 12:16 PM | #6824 |
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I have never opened my Christmas presents on Christmas eve.
If you get a present you don't like do you take it to a store to get a possible refund or re-gift it to a friend? |
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December 19th, 2018, 06:25 PM | #6825 |
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None of them...
Give it to a friend. Christmas tree: natural or artificial? |
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December 19th, 2018, 09:22 PM | #6826 |
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Natural and then after Christmas I drag it to this big open lot and burn it with other trees. The flames shoot up 100 feet!
Who has to do most of the work cleaning up the post-Christmas mess in your house or flat. You, your wife(if you have one) or do you share the work? |
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December 19th, 2018, 11:14 PM | #6827 | |
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You can't go into a room in our house (including bathrooms) without thinking Christmas! The only thing she asks of me is "Just leave everything alone." And I begrudgingly do so. (There's a technique to that trick, fellas.) Eggnog: I love it; meh, it's o.k.
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December 20th, 2018, 12:39 PM | #6828 |
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I like eggnog, but it's very fattening, so only for Christmas time.
Which do you like better : Christmas eve party or New Years eve party? |
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December 20th, 2018, 09:27 PM | #6829 |
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Christmas Eve. We both think New Year's Eve is overrated and usually spend it at home.
Make a pig of yourself on Christmas lunch or retain some semblance of control? |
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December 20th, 2018, 09:42 PM | #6830 |
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Try to control myself, because at my age overdoing it just causes a mess the next morning.
After all the holidays are over do you or do you not think to yourself "I wish they could have lasted longer?" |
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