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Old December 10th, 2018, 02:45 PM   #6821
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Small Bells or Big Baubles ?
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Old December 10th, 2018, 05:31 PM   #6822
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Big baubles


If you have a real Christmas tree do you just throw it away or burn it after Christmas week?
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Old December 15th, 2018, 11:35 PM   #6823
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Throw it, I have no place to burn it - legally.

Do you open some presents on Christmas Eve or not?
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Old December 17th, 2018, 12:16 PM   #6824
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I have never opened my Christmas presents on Christmas eve.


If you get a present you don't like do you take it to a store to get a possible refund or re-gift it to a friend?
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Old December 19th, 2018, 06:25 PM   #6825
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None of them...
Give it to a friend.


Christmas tree: natural or artificial?
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Natural and then after Christmas I drag it to this big open lot and burn it with other trees. The flames shoot up 100 feet!


Who has to do most of the work cleaning up the post-Christmas mess in your house or flat. You, your wife(if you have one) or do you share the work?
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Natural and then after Christmas I drag it to this big open lot and burn it with other trees. The flames shoot up 100 feet!


Who has to do most of the work cleaning up the post-Christmas mess in your house or flat. You, your wife(if you have one) or do you share the work?
The Boss is in charge of Christmas decorations. And she's damned good at it.
You can't go into a room in our house (including bathrooms) without thinking
Christmas! The only thing she asks of me is "Just leave everything alone."
And I begrudgingly do so. (There's a technique to that trick, fellas.)


Eggnog: I love it; meh, it's o.k.
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Old December 20th, 2018, 12:39 PM   #6828
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I like eggnog, but it's very fattening, so only for Christmas time.


Which do you like better : Christmas eve party or New Years eve party?
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Christmas Eve. We both think New Year's Eve is overrated and usually spend it at home.
Make a pig of yourself on Christmas lunch or retain some semblance of control?
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Try to control myself, because at my age overdoing it just causes a mess the next morning.


After all the holidays are over do you or do you not think to yourself "I wish they could have lasted longer?"
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