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November 5th, 2018, 03:34 PM	#11
Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	I've blown my life saving on one of these high tech dolls, she arrived on Friday. Well fuck my luck, I asked her for a blow job on Friday night, 'I've got a toothache' was the robotic reply. (Eh? ) 'Alright, let's get straight to sex then' I replied, 'Got a headache' was the response. Same on Saturday and Sunday evening, asked her for a shag today, 'i've come on' she retorted. Now I've got silicone oil all over the bed sheets, a moody fucking sex doll, and a raging hard-on, am I unlucky or what?

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