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November 20th, 2008, 04:06 PM | #1 |
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Mmmmmmmmm miscellaneous mirth montages.
I`m thinking it`s time for me to grow up and face then deal with my financial responsibilities once and for all . For one thing it`s what us proper adults do, and for another there`s only space in the back garden to bury three or four more bailiffs at best.
So i was thinking that those people (Not us ,those other people ) out there buy any old shite , especially the musical kind . So what better time to seriously start squeezing that public purse than with a senti-mental Christmas album ?.Well no time , that`s when ! Anyway i`ve had a mock up cover done with the sort of thing i`m going for , although as you can see there was a slight problem with the spelling . I think they misheard me over the phone ? . But that`s not important right now . The albums going to be called - Disability Blues - , and will soon be available through Stanna StairLift Records . It`s got nine tracks , and each has a subtle theme ... 1) " Forgot your troubles , so how`d ya`know you`re unhappy " _ Alzheimer Suffers 2) "Jingle bells jingle bell , jingle all the day" _ Tinnitus Afflicted 3) "I`m dreaming of a white Christmas, but can afford only Chrystel Meth" _ Drug addition 4) "My nuts roasting on an open fire, hot flames shooting up my nose" _ Burn Victims 5) "These shoes were made for walking, but now are on Ebay" _ Spinal Injuries 6) "Cocksuckermotherfuckerbitchbastardsonofashit" _ Tourettes Syndrome 7) "How much is that doggy in the window, and whats a window ? " _ The Blind 8) "Silent night , every night " _ The Deaf 9) "I`m once , twice , three times the same person " _ Schizophrenia Patients
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