What I've Learned From Watching Porn. - Page 64

**HugoHackenbush** · May 6th, 2016, 08:09 PM

593. Whenever you are being chased within a dwelling, your best strategy is to run up the stairs to a higher level, instead of out the front door.

**Sir Honkers** · May 7th, 2016, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

592=No matter how hard they try film and TV producers just can't seem to make a really good film about Robin Hood.

They're either bright and colourful child-friendly affairs (like the Errol Flynn era) or the more serious ones (like the TV series Robin of Sherwood or the Ridley Scott film from 2010 with Russell Crowe) which never seem to be completely historically accurate.

Except for Robin and Marion.

cartman · May 7th, 2016, 04:00 PM

594 , a woman being chased will always fall over

**palo5** · May 7th, 2016, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

592=No matter how hard they try film and TV producers just can't seem to make a really good film about Robin Hood.

They're either bright and colourful child-friendly affairs (like the Errol Flynn era) or the more serious ones (like the TV series Robin of Sherwood or the Ridley Scott film from 2010 with Russell Crowe) which never seem to be completely historically accurate.

595. RH is like King Arthur -- he's a myth, and there's no evidence he existed. So moviemakers do what they want

596. Australians are never weak. They know exactly what they're doing in a jungle or a desert, even if they were pizza-bakers in Melbourne. Australian men are all bad-ass

597. American traffic cops shoot violators when it suits them. Even if they're not violators they shoot people (Dirty Harry)

598. US Presidents can be kidnapped and the White House can be attacked by tursts. You don't know what tursts are? I didn't either, until I heard Dubya

**steamjon** · May 7th, 2016, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bawjaws

583 all the actors who have played James Bond are still alive, yet all the actors who played their baddies up to the Pierce Bronsan years (barring Christopher Walken)have died... must be a lesson to be learned there

Michael Lonsdale the villain from Moonraker is still alive as well as Julian Glover from For Your Eyes Only as well as Joe Don Baker from The Living Daylights and Robert Davi from Licence to Kill.

Not forgetting Yaphet Kotto from Live and Let Die.

cartman · May 8th, 2016, 11:40 AM

599 - when you pick up a sword it will always make a scraping sound like it's been dragged over stone, even if it's picked up off a bed.

**KissArmy** · May 8th, 2016, 01:25 PM

600. A car can always burst through a locked gate.

**seany65** · May 8th, 2016, 05:56 PM

@Palo5, The character we know of as Robin Hood didn't exist, nor as far as is known did his 'Merry men' but there was at least one 'robin hood' who was a criminal of some sort. These 'robin hoods' were not necassarily from the time of Richard the lionheart (Or 'King Dick' as he was known by probably someone somewhere at sometime). There are references to 'robin hood' in the late 13th century, mentioned in the rolls of several english Justices (judges of some sort).

There was real man called Roger Godberd, who really was an outlaw in sherwood forest.

Some of this info is from wikipedia though. They also say Robin is mentioned/referenced in 'The Vision of Piers Plowman', a famous poem from that time, but I've read 3 versions and I don't remember any Robin

**lothian** · May 8th, 2016, 11:14 PM

601 . American police dept's have an infinite supply of patrol cars and helicopters . If you so much as jump a red light you will be chased by at least a dozen squad cars . Many US crime films

601 (a). American police believe that chasing a runaway train with all their vehicles and helicopters will somehow influence the outcome . Unstoppable

**CARLTON BROWN** · May 8th, 2016, 11:35 PM

If you are conducting an undercover police/secret service surveillance operation from a car parked in the street, make sure you get as close to their vehicle/ home/office as possible. Take plenty of pictures with a large conspicious telephoto lens and wear headphones while you listen in to their bugged coversations. Share substantial amounts of junk food with your partner while you do this and routinely leave the vehicle for more. Don't worry, there is not the slightest possibility of the suspect, neighbours or colleagues ever spotting you acting suspiciously whatever you do.

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,649 Thanks: 80,373 Thanked 32,687 Times in 3,525 Posts	@Palo5, The character we know of as Robin Hood didn't exist, nor as far as is known did his 'Merry men' but there was at least one 'robin hood' who was a criminal of some sort. These 'robin hoods' were not necassarily from the time of Richard the lionheart (Or 'King Dick' as he was known by probably someone somewhere at sometime). There are references to 'robin hood' in the late 13th century, mentioned in the rolls of several english Justices (judges of some sort). There was real man called Roger Godberd, who really was an outlaw in sherwood forest. Some of this info is from wikipedia though. They also say Robin is mentioned/referenced in 'The Vision of Piers Plowman', a famous poem from that time, but I've read 3 versions and I don't remember any Robin __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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CARLTON BROWN Grand Vizier Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Ruraltania Posts: 3,213 Thanks: 35,616 Thanked 35,568 Times in 3,205 Posts	If you are conducting an undercover police/secret service surveillance operation from a car parked in the street, make sure you get as close to their vehicle/ home/office as possible. Take plenty of pictures with a large conspicious telephoto lens and wear headphones while you listen in to their bugged coversations. Share substantial amounts of junk food with your partner while you do this and routinely leave the vehicle for more. Don't worry, there is not the slightest possibility of the suspect, neighbours or colleagues ever spotting you acting suspiciously whatever you do.