The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 9

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2012, 11:44 AM

Beware

Stock your shelves at home with canned food, dust off the cover of your backyards nuclear fall out shelter, store fuel in any safe place fellow members, this is real bad.

Recently, computer scientists, engineers and programmers found a problem with computer worldwide that will cause civilization as we know it to change forever. The problem, named Y2K by the computer community will strike at midnight December 31st 1999, just at the break of the new millenium. The Year 2000 problem (also known as the Millennium bug, the Y2K bug, or simply Y2K) is a problem for both digital (computer-related) and non-digital documentation and data storage situations which resulted from the practice of abbreviating a four-digit year to two digits.

The worst case scenario, defense computers may go into a self defense mode and launch a nuclear strike.

So in order to save yourselves from this

I suggest you all quickly go out and purchase your own copies of this

Cheques for $300 US can be made out to palo5, since he is gonna die along with the rest of us, so at least he can be a little capitalist for a while, at least till Dec 31 99

**scoundrel** · April 22nd, 2012, 05:06 PM

A revolution in home movies and entertainment! Sony have released the world's first Video Cassette Recorder for domestic use: the Sony LV 1901 Betamax VCR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNA4Vet_eY

Betamax will conquer the world.

**Mal Hombre** · April 22nd, 2012, 05:12 PM

That'll be the last We hear of that other format,VHS is it ?

Estreeter · April 22nd, 2012, 05:17 PM

Breakthrough In Computer Communications,

All computers worldwide will have the capability to communicate with each other, thus providing expanded hope that home computer users will also have the capability in their very own homes

The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet protocol suite (often called TCP/IP, although not all protocols use TCP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private, public, academic, business, and government networks, of local to global scope, that are linked by a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries an extensive range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support email.

Yeah Right, like that's ever gonna happen, next thing you know they'll tell us we've been on the moon

**TCO95** · April 22nd, 2012, 09:38 PM

Ever wish you could listen to HiFi in your car? With the convenience of Phillips' new records to go system you can! So take your eyes off the road and put your peepers on this beautiful record player for your car.

Estreeter · April 23rd, 2012, 10:39 AM

Doomsday Is Upon Us

My sources and colleagues in WACL this past week paid a visit too Fidel Castro, only to steal some of those real cool cigars he smokes

Upon leaving Fidel's compound they got lost in locating their pick up and rendezvous with the CIA. But while lost they stumbled on some missiles pointed right at Washington DC,

Evidence

This is the headline that will appear on all major daily newspapers tomorrow

This does not look good for anybody boys and girls, so remember, when you see the flash, Duck And Cover

I have my 2 Top Men working on the crisis right at this time

MaxJoker · April 23rd, 2012, 02:22 PM

Anyone else looking forward to this as much as i am

Come on with Beatty and Hoffman starring the thing can`t lose

They`re even supposed to sing in it how great is that

In fact if Oscar`s aren`t handed out for this guaranteed laughathon may i be stoned to death by my Muslim neighbours

MaxJoker · April 25th, 2012, 03:44 PM

Can you believe it . G`daffy Duck has shaken hand`s with the new French president , who declares all is now forgiven etc

What a genuinely nice guy .

I`d bet my lower intestine that in a few years time he easily gets re-elected in the first round , and that Daffy grows ever more beloved by his people

**palo5** · April 25th, 2012, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Can you believe it . G`daffy Duck has shaken hand`s with the new French president , who declares all is now forgiven etc

No one has been more intimate with Ghadaffi than Blair. I had to mark this pic as "adult content" you know

**Mal Hombre** · April 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM

Good news for Our dear President,He will enjoy a relaxing trip away from the cares of High Office tonight,He and Mrs Lincoln will attend Ford's theater to watch a performance of "Our American Cousin",This will no doubt be just the thing to calm His nerves after the late War.

April 22nd, 2012, 11:44 AM	#81
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	Beware Stock your shelves at home with canned food, dust off the cover of your backyards nuclear fall out shelter, store fuel in any safe place fellow members, this is real bad. Recently, computer scientists, engineers and programmers found a problem with computer worldwide that will cause civilization as we know it to change forever. The problem, named Y2K by the computer community will strike at midnight December 31st 1999, just at the break of the new millenium. The Year 2000 problem (also known as the Millennium bug, the Y2K bug, or simply Y2K) is a problem for both digital (computer-related) and non-digital documentation and data storage situations which resulted from the practice of abbreviating a four-digit year to two digits. The worst case scenario, defense computers may go into a self defense mode and launch a nuclear strike. So in order to save yourselves from this I suggest you all quickly go out and purchase your own copies of this Cheques for $300 US can be made out to palo5, since he is gonna die along with the rest of us, so at least he can be a little capitalist for a while, at least till Dec 31 99 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 22nd, 2012, 05:06 PM	#82
scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,239 Thanks: 162,401 Thanked 278,546 Times in 26,184 Posts	A revolution in home movies and entertainment! Sony have released the world's first Video Cassette Recorder for domestic use: the Sony LV 1901 Betamax VCR. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiNA4Vet_eY Betamax will conquer the world. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 22nd, 2012, 05:12 PM	#83
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,750 Thanked 855,839 Times in 57,575 Posts	That'll be the last We hear of that other format,VHS is it ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 22nd, 2012, 05:17 PM	#84
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	Breakthrough In Computer Communications, All computers worldwide will have the capability to communicate with each other, thus providing expanded hope that home computer users will also have the capability in their very own homes The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that use the standard Internet protocol suite (often called TCP/IP, although not all protocols use TCP) to serve billions of users worldwide. It is a network of networks that consists of millions of private, public, academic, business, and government networks, of local to global scope, that are linked by a broad array of electronic, wireless and optical networking technologies. The Internet carries an extensive range of information resources and services, such as the inter-linked hypertext documents of the World Wide Web (WWW) and the infrastructure to support email. Yeah Right, like that's ever gonna happen, next thing you know they'll tell us we've been on the moon __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 23rd, 2012, 10:39 AM	#86
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	I only sent palo a warning for off topic posts, now look Doomsday Is Upon Us My sources and colleagues in WACL this past week paid a visit too Fidel Castro, only to steal some of those real cool cigars he smokes Upon leaving Fidel's compound they got lost in locating their pick up and rendezvous with the CIA. But while lost they stumbled on some missiles pointed right at Washington DC, Evidence This is the headline that will appear on all major daily newspapers tomorrow This does not look good for anybody boys and girls, so remember, when you see the flash, Duck And Cover I have my 2 Top Men working on the crisis right at this time __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 22nd, 2012, 09:38 PM	#85
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	Ever wish you could listen to HiFi in your car? With the convenience of Phillips' new records to go system you can! So take your eyes off the road and put your peepers on this beautiful record player for your car.

April 23rd, 2012, 02:22 PM	#87
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Anyone else looking forward to this as much as i am Come on with Beatty and Hoffman starring the thing can`t lose They`re even supposed to sing in it how great is that In fact if Oscar`s aren`t handed out for this guaranteed laughathon may i be stoned to death by my Muslim neighbours __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 25th, 2012, 03:44 PM	#88
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Can you believe it . G`daffy Duck has shaken hand`s with the new French president , who declares all is now forgiven etc What a genuinely nice guy . I`d bet my lower intestine that in a few years time he easily gets re-elected in the first round , and that Daffy grows ever more beloved by his people __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 26th, 2012, 06:00 PM	#90
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,750 Thanked 855,839 Times in 57,575 Posts	Good news for Our dear President,He will enjoy a relaxing trip away from the cares of High Office tonight,He and Mrs Lincoln will attend Ford's theater to watch a performance of "Our American Cousin",This will no doubt be just the thing to calm His nerves after the late War. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.