The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 13

**mizlaplan** · July 6th, 2012, 05:23 PM

Babylonian Times 2000 BC
"It hath been admitteth by the High Priest of the Celestial Temple that God did model the Biblical Flood on a future deluge in a bleak windswept country which will one day be called Ingerland.
Lawyers are putting in a claimeth for plagiarism against the Supreme Being-eth."

MaxJoker · July 7th, 2012, 01:14 PM

This just in , Richard Howard Hilton and Kathy Hilton are proud to announce the birth of a beautiful baby girl who they will be naming after the capital of France. What class

Sure some may claim the name Paris sounds desperately arrogant , totally snobbish lazy , self obsessed ,ultimately pathetic and devoid of any worth whatsoever.
But this artery clogged chain smoking hermaphrodite VEF reporter predicts only great things for the little girl.
She certainly won`t be a publicity addicted bad blow jobbing whore that`s for damn sure

**NIN** · July 7th, 2012, 04:37 PM

Oh F*<K, I read the caption on the bottom of this picture,

.. now that's confused me

**scoundrel** · July 9th, 2012, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sure some may claim the name Paris sounds desperately arrogant , totally snobbish lazy , self obsessed ,ultimately pathetic and devoid of any worth whatsoever.
But this artery clogged chain smoking hermaphrodite VEF reporter predicts only great things for the little girl.
She certainly won`t be a publicity addicted bad blow jobbing whore that`s for damn sure

However she will succeed in persuading the State Corrections Board of California that she should be released from prison on compassionate grounds, the grounds being that prison is really nasty and she doesn't like it.

But she will not learn that she needs to be able to drive while sober, within the speed limit and with her headlights switched on, at least when squad cars are present.

Estreeter · July 10th, 2012, 06:37 PM

Stock Up On Booze

The Volstead Act will make us all thirsty fellow members, I'm predicting the wrong

characters will be making quite a lot of cash from illegal liquor boys and girls

Estreeter · July 20th, 2012, 04:09 PM

Great News Peace Lovers

University drop out, Albert Einstein has come one step closer to unlocking the mysteries and workings of our Universe.

His Theory Of Relativity and formula E=mc2 has made it possible to create explosions this big

Future Super Powers will build a massive stockpile of weapons capable of such destruction that they will actually not use them against each other for fear of the end of mankind........Great logic, in a world gone MAD

See, Genius

**keefriff** · August 25th, 2012, 02:26 PM

Ned: "I don't know Ari. I like the script but I am a little uncomfortable with scene 6."

Ari Agent: "Oh c'mon Ned baby......it's just an acting role. I mean, what are you afraid of? It's not like 40 years from now people will be squealing at you as you walk down the street.

"

**mizlaplan** · August 25th, 2012, 07:44 PM

Twenty eight years ago Prince Harry came into the world.
"Don't worry Mother," said Prince Charles to Queen Elizabeth, "That's the first and only time he'll be seen naked by the common folk."

**palo5** · August 25th, 2012, 07:55 PM

That's because there is only one man to withdraw - all the rest are dead

**theequestrian** · August 28th, 2012, 01:06 AM

In a late breaking football (US) score The Packers greeked The Rams tonight in a cum from behind victory

July 6th, 2012, 05:23 PM	#121
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Babylonian Times 2000 BC "It hath been admitteth by the High Priest of the Celestial Temple that God did model the Biblical Flood on a future deluge in a bleak windswept country which will one day be called Ingerland. Lawyers are putting in a claimeth for plagiarism against the Supreme Being-eth." __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust. Last edited by mizlaplan; July 6th, 2012 at 05:40 PM..

July 7th, 2012, 01:14 PM	#122
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hold the front page , and both my Moobs !! This just in , Richard Howard Hilton and Kathy Hilton are proud to announce the birth of a beautiful baby girl who they will be naming after the capital of France. What class Sure some may claim the name Paris sounds desperately arrogant , totally snobbish lazy , self obsessed ,ultimately pathetic and devoid of any worth whatsoever. But this artery clogged chain smoking hermaphrodite VEF reporter predicts only great things for the little girl. She certainly won`t be a publicity addicted bad blow jobbing whore that`s for damn sure __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 7th, 2012, 04:37 PM	#123
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Oh F<K, I read the caption on the bottom of this picture, .. now that's* confused me

July 10th, 2012, 06:37 PM	#125
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Watch Out Americans Stock Up On Booze The Volstead Act will make us all thirsty fellow members, I'm predicting the wrong characters will be making quite a lot of cash from illegal liquor boys and girls __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 20th, 2012, 04:09 PM	#126
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Twisted Logic Great News Peace Lovers University drop out, Albert Einstein has come one step closer to unlocking the mysteries and workings of our Universe. His Theory Of Relativity and formula E=mc2 has made it possible to create explosions this big Future Super Powers will build a massive stockpile of weapons capable of such destruction that they will actually not use them against each other for fear of the end of mankind........Great logic, in a world gone MAD See, Genius __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 25th, 2012, 02:26 PM	#127
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	Ned: "I don't know Ari. I like the script but I am a little uncomfortable with scene 6." Ari Agent: "Oh c'mon Ned baby......it's just an acting role. I mean, what are you afraid of? It's not like 40 years from now people will be squealing at you as you walk down the street. " __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 25th, 2012, 07:44 PM	#128
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Twenty eight years ago Prince Harry came into the world. "Don't worry Mother," said Prince Charles to Queen Elizabeth, "That's the first and only time he'll be seen naked by the common folk." __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

August 25th, 2012, 07:55 PM	#129
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	1842 - England withdraws last man from Afghanistan That's because there is only one man to withdraw - all the rest are dead

August 28th, 2012, 01:06 AM	#130
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	In a late breaking football (US) score The Packers greeked The Rams tonight in a cum from behind victory __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

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