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July 6th, 2012, 05:23 PM | #121 |
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"It hath been admitteth by the High Priest of the Celestial Temple that God did model the Biblical Flood on a future deluge in a bleak windswept country which will one day be called Ingerland. Lawyers are putting in a claimeth for plagiarism against the Supreme Being-eth."
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July 7th, 2012, 01:14 PM | #122 |
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Hold the front page , and both my Moobs !!
This just in , Richard Howard Hilton and Kathy Hilton are proud to announce the birth of a beautiful baby girl who they will be naming after the capital of France. What class
Sure some may claim the name Paris sounds desperately arrogant , totally snobbish lazy , self obsessed ,ultimately pathetic and devoid of any worth whatsoever. But this artery clogged chain smoking hermaphrodite VEF reporter predicts only great things for the little girl. She certainly won`t be a publicity addicted bad blow jobbing whore that`s for damn sure
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But she will not learn that she needs to be able to drive while sober, within the speed limit and with her headlights switched on, at least when squad cars are present.
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July 10th, 2012, 06:37 PM | #125 |
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Stock Up On Booze The Volstead Act will make us all thirsty fellow members, I'm predicting the wrong characters will be making quite a lot of cash from illegal liquor boys and girls
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July 20th, 2012, 04:09 PM | #126 |
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Great News Peace Lovers University drop out, Albert Einstein has come one step closer to unlocking the mysteries and workings of our Universe. His Theory Of Relativity and formula E=mc2 has made it possible to create explosions this big Future Super Powers will build a massive stockpile of weapons capable of such destruction that they will actually not use them against each other for fear of the end of mankind........Great logic, in a world gone MAD See, Genius
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August 25th, 2012, 02:26 PM | #127 |
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Ned: "I don't know Ari. I like the script but I am a little uncomfortable with scene 6."
Ari Agent: "Oh c'mon Ned baby......it's just an acting role. I mean, what are you afraid of? It's not like 40 years from now people will be squealing at you as you walk down the street. "
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August 25th, 2012, 07:44 PM | #128 |
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Twenty eight years ago Prince Harry came into the world.
"Don't worry Mother," said Prince Charles to Queen Elizabeth, "That's the first and only time he'll be seen naked by the common folk."
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August 25th, 2012, 07:55 PM | #129 |
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1842 - England withdraws last man from Afghanistan
That's because there is only one man to withdraw - all the rest are dead
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August 28th, 2012, 01:06 AM | #130 |
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In a late breaking football (US) score The Packers greeked The Rams tonight in a cum from behind victory
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