Jennifer Aniston has plastic nipples?

Sharu · December 21st, 2008, 07:19 AM

dream on
it s only in german, but i m sure, there are related links in other languages, i m too lazy to search, she uses fake nipples

Spanner · December 21st, 2008, 10:20 AM

The sad news in english:

"Hollywood beauty Jennifer Aniston has bared all for the latest edition of GQ magazine. And now the former "Friends" star is rumored to have plastic nipples to help achieve her trademark perkiness.

According to a report in the December 22 issue of Star magazine, the ex-wife of actor Brad Pitt is a huge fan of "pokies", plastic nipples that slide beneath a bra. "Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she's wearing a tight top," reports Star."

http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/00007501.html

**DTravel** · December 21st, 2008, 07:41 PM

The Star. Riiiiight, that beacon of journalistic integrity. I think I'll wait for confirmation from someone living on this planet, thank you.

**Bitrudeuk** · December 22nd, 2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spanner

The sad news in english:

"Hollywood beauty Jennifer Aniston has bared all for the latest edition of GQ magazine. And now the former "Friends" star is rumored to have plastic nipples to help achieve her trademark perkiness.

According to a report in the December 22 issue of Star magazine, the ex-wife of actor Brad Pitt is a huge fan of "pokies", plastic nipples that slide beneath a bra. "Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she's wearing a tight top," reports Star."

http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/00007501.html

If that were true then the break up released image is fake too, unless she is using stick on nipples surgically removed from someone else? Also her latest calander shows her huge nips in that see thru shot! I still believe those pokies are real!

Sharu · December 22nd, 2008, 07:19 AM

At least, I don t care if it s true or not. But when I think about, what a hunt she started, to get her beach pics removed from the entire net, I believe her "see-throughs" got a little help by Photoshop or any other software. In fact, a nice little seethrough is one of the easiest things to do in photomanipulation. I mean, look at all these paparazzi shots, to see what Hollywood looks like without a little help (make up, photomanipulation...).
If I would believe in everything about Hollywood, I wouldn t sleep tomorrow night, cause I won t miss Santa again.

**pharoahegypt** · December 23rd, 2008, 09:54 AM

that supposedly 'new' calendar shot under the waterfall has been out for years. she done it as part of a set well b4 she found fame in friends. i cant understand why everyone is now calling it 'new' when its clearly not??

**cylnz** · May 25th, 2023, 10:57 PM

good grief. They're called "falsies" and have been in use by barmaids for decades. Like cut-out bras under tight t-shirts. Does Aniston use them? Probably, sometimes. Or maybe not. No matter what, she's built a career on nipples and a haircut. Just like Farrah Fawcett did 40 years ago.

Are her nipples better than Farrah, or Bai Ling? Probably not. The fact that she keeps doing a bait n switch after advertising promises, doesnt make me think she's not "enhancing" what she does have. It's advertising for her career after all. Not even the RL friends wives believe Aniston's shit anymore. We had a whole drinking party for "Wanderlust" the idea being every time Aniston nipple showed on screen everyone had to take a shot. By the blurred out tv news scene, one guys wife hollered out "what a chickenshit cunt" took off her tshirt and said "here's some real nipples you lying bitch" and went outside to have a ciggy and a bottle. (Turns out she lost a bet with her husband for a weekends "services". He claimed Aniston would chicken out, she claimed it'd be real.)

The best argument I've seen in 25 years are the BTS "We're the Millers" sheer bra stuff, for her having great nips. The outtake from "Break up" seem large but not erect so hard to tell, same with the lawsuit topless balcony shot.

Certainly not Bai Ling grade by any means.

I_am_your_father · May 28th, 2023, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cylnz

good grief. They're called "falsies" and have been in use by barmaids for decades. Like cut-out bras under tight t-shirts. Does Aniston use them? Probably, sometimes. Or maybe not. No matter what, she's built a career on nipples and a haircut. Just like Farrah Fawcett did 40 years ago...

Wow, 14 and a half years between the last two posts, that must be a record?

December 21st, 2008, 07:19 AM	#1
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December 22nd, 2008, 07:19 AM	#5
Sharu Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 443 Thanks: 15,203 Thanked 5,978 Times in 441 Posts	At least, I don t care if it s true or not. But when I think about, what a hunt she started, to get her beach pics removed from the entire net, I believe her "see-throughs" got a little help by Photoshop or any other software. In fact, a nice little seethrough is one of the easiest things to do in photomanipulation. I mean, look at all these paparazzi shots, to see what Hollywood looks like without a little help (make up, photomanipulation...). If I would believe in everything about Hollywood, I wouldn t sleep tomorrow night, cause I won t miss Santa again. __________________ "some people never go crazy; what truly horrible lives they must lead" -Bukowski

December 23rd, 2008, 09:54 AM	#6
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	that supposedly 'new' calendar shot under the waterfall has been out for years. she done it as part of a set well b4 she found fame in friends. i cant understand why everyone is now calling it 'new' when its clearly not?? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

May 25th, 2023, 10:57 PM	#7
cylnz Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,140 Thanks: 26,068 Thanked 39,692 Times in 3,122 Posts	good grief. They're called "falsies" and have been in use by barmaids for decades. Like cut-out bras under tight t-shirts. Does Aniston use them? Probably, sometimes. Or maybe not. No matter what, she's built a career on nipples and a haircut. Just like Farrah Fawcett did 40 years ago. Are her nipples better than Farrah, or Bai Ling? Probably not. The fact that she keeps doing a bait n switch after advertising promises, doesnt make me think she's not "enhancing" what she does have. It's advertising for her career after all. Not even the RL friends wives believe Aniston's shit anymore. We had a whole drinking party for "Wanderlust" the idea being every time Aniston nipple showed on screen everyone had to take a shot. By the blurred out tv news scene, one guys wife hollered out "what a chickenshit cunt" took off her tshirt and said "here's some real nipples you lying bitch" and went outside to have a ciggy and a bottle. (Turns out she lost a bet with her husband for a weekends "services". He claimed Aniston would chicken out, she claimed it'd be real.) The best argument I've seen in 25 years are the BTS "We're the Millers" sheer bra stuff, for her having great nips. The outtake from "Break up" seem large but not erect so hard to tell, same with the lawsuit topless balcony shot. Certainly not Bai Ling grade by any means. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "How'd you like the my foot in your ass experience"

December 21st, 2008, 10:20 AM	#2
Spanner Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 150 Thanks: 2,245 Thanked 2,485 Times in 132 Posts	The sad news in english: "Hollywood beauty Jennifer Aniston has bared all for the latest edition of GQ magazine. And now the former "Friends" star is rumored to have plastic nipples to help achieve her trademark perkiness. According to a report in the December 22 issue of Star magazine, the ex-wife of actor Brad Pitt is a huge fan of "pokies", plastic nipples that slide beneath a bra. "Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she's wearing a tight top," reports Star." http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/00007501.html

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