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513. In the middle of a sexual encounter no one has ever said "What are you doing? Stop that!"
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That aside, there are often things that go on behind the scenes with film productions we are unaware of, like the male actors not being able to get it up and close-ups/blow jobs being performed by a stand in. What's shown in the finished production is all that matters and generally, what you see with anal sex, is no protection, no signs of lubricant used while having sex, a clean dry penis when removed and mostly, a tidy woman's anus, often matching her surgically modified pussy. Not being gay, I don't have any interest in watching videos of men having sex with each other, but I suspect it's visually presented in much the same way. |
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514. Female employees of the US Postal Service not only wear high heels at work, but also wear stockings and garter belts underneath their work uniform.
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515. When female postwomen deliver the mail, they always open the flap. |
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516. When having sex with a woman, always make sure you have a camcorder in your hand, which should be aimed downwards at the area between your legs.
516B. Make sure you use an extremely wide angle lens while doing this to maximize distortion. A GoPro is quite a good choice. |
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517. When a couple starts to get frisky in a location that is not well suited to having sex, say a warehouse, garage or kitchen, they must stay there to have sex, despite more comfortable locations being available.
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You learn a lot by Modding in Classic Pornstars...
518 ~ Aside from keeping their hair up (perfectly normal, perfectly healthy ) they will also wear earrings, eye-shadow, and makeup in the shower!
EX A: Sharon Kane in Summer School, Scene 4
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519. Your charming neighborhood antique shop will have a charming antique king size bed mere steps away from the cash register, furthering the chance of spontaneous sexual encounters.
520. During these spontaneous sexual encounters, no one will bother to lock the front door of said charming antique shop. 521. If a person of either sex walks through the unlocked front door of charming antique shop while a spontaneous sexual encounter is happening, they will be invited to join in the fun.
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522. Any sex scene set in an antique shop will always have one genuine antique. Step forward Ron Jeremy.
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