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September 7th, 2009, 06:00 PM | #21 |
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There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake A man on a punt Grabbed hold of her leg And said "You can't swim here it's private" Doesn't quite work does it? But subvert the medium that's what I say! |
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September 7th, 2009, 06:42 PM | #22 |
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Funny Bubbles
Mother hold her little Daughter
fifteen Minutes under Water Not to make her any Troubles just to see the funny Bubbles |
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November 15th, 2009, 07:02 AM | #23 |
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a rule of thumb to thoes who shit after hours of holding it when you finely get the chance don't forget to drop your pants
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November 15th, 2009, 07:05 AM | #24 |
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here i sit broken harted spent a dime and only farted next time i'll take a chance save a dime and shit my pants
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December 1st, 2009, 01:13 PM | #25 |
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Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
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December 1st, 2009, 05:32 PM | #26 |
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There once was a man from East Cheam
Who invented a wanking machine. On the ninety-ninth stroke, The bloody thing broke And crushed his balls to cream. |
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December 1st, 2009, 05:58 PM | #27 |
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The was a man from Calcutta,
who tried to peep through a shutter, all he could see, was a young woman's knee, and the arse of the man who was up her. Another man from Calcutta, tried to write cunt on a shutter, he got to C U, when a pious hindu, kicked him right on his arse in the gutter. There was a man named Bill, who swallowed a gunpowder pill, his bum backfired, his heart expired, and his willy shot over the hill. There was a man from Cremorne, who viewed all women with scorn, a boy's fat white bum, could not make him cum, -old men's piles gave him the horn. Last edited by nopar king; December 1st, 2009 at 07:34 PM.. Reason: spelling |
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December 1st, 2009, 06:21 PM | #28 |
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The Bustard's a lucky old fowl He hasn't a reason to growl Avoiding you see Illegitamacy By the provident use of a vowel and another one... A lesbian girl from Khartoum Invited a queer to her room She said "Let's get it right" "'Ere we turn of the the light" "Who does what and how and to whom?" |
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There was an old man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Blades of grass grew from his arse And his balls were covered in weeds. |
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December 1st, 2009, 07:38 PM | #30 |
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2 more variations of previous ones.
There was a woman from Cape Cod, who went to worship god, it wasnt the almighty, that crept up her nighty, but the vicar the dirty old sod. There was a sailor called Carter, who was an incredible farter, when the wind wouldnt blow, and the ship wouldnt go, they called for Carter the farter to start 'er. Last edited by nopar king; December 1st, 2009 at 08:46 PM.. Reason: remembered another one |
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