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Old January 4th, 2009, 10:44 AM   #1
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"_I was about to quit but that picture...Wow!...really turn me on!
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All those soft drinks he's been consuming can't be doing him much good. And he really shouldn't be resting them on top of the monitor like that otherwise he's in danger of a nasty shock. And I notice he uses a CRT monitor without a screen filter - not recommended for prolonged use. And the array of empty take-away packaging suggests to me he isn't getting his required Five-A-Day quota of fresh fruit an veg.

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"_Nooo!...not again...2 f**k hour work losted!!!...that´s it.I´ve done.I´m changing to Linux!

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I once worked for a local authority who gave a ten minute break every hour for every employee who smoked. That equates to well over an hour a day to have a ciggie. When several of us non smokers complained and asked for a similar privilidge, we were told we didn't qualify. So basically, we were discriminated against for being non smokers.
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P,O,R,N,S,E,X - Keys are clean , so what ?

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"_nock,nock...I´m going to the mall...nicotine patches and gum,is that it?
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I know smoking is bad for your health. Anyone who's lit up since 1968 couldn't miss the Surgeon General's warning, but I can't stand one group of people telling another group what they can and can't do. I agree people shouldn't be allowed to smoke in confined places like restaurants and airplanes, but when they start telling you you can't smoke outside on the sidewalk, in the car or in the privacy of your own home it's time to do something. What, I have no idea. I think overthrowing the government would be a little much though.
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of course; I give up smoking fifteen times a day
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