Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc

[maildude]

(James Bond is on a yacht, holding a drink, when a sexy woman in a one-piece runs into him.)

Sexy Woman: Oh! Forgive me! I've made you all wet!
James Bond: Yes. But my martini is still dry.

--Never Say Never Again, 1983

[Devius]

"Do you see?"

Francis Dollarhyde (Tom Noonan) to Freddy Lounds (Stephen Lang)
Manhunter (1986)

Do you see? from Manhunter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rf-PXUL1ME



Three little words, but delivered with so much menace in "Manhunter"....the same scene in "Red Dragon" feels flat and pallid by comparison:

Do you see? from Red Dragon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_bopWH0hkE

[Decadence]

Originally Posted by Eric Cartman

The world needs another George Carlin.

Right on, man.. some of the ones you posted are among my favorites.. the one that explains "rights" vs. "privileges".

Here's another:

"Pacifism is a nice idea but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast."
- George Carlin



From film:

"A man's got to know his limitations..."
- Detective Harry Callahan

Mildred: "Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?"
Johnny: "Whadda ya got?"
- Johnny Strabler

"He said 'the sheriff is near'".
- Dr. Sam Johnson

"my mule don't like people laughing.. he gets the crazy idea they're laughing at him"
- Joe

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. and I'm all out of bubble gum"
-Nada

"Remember we're fighting for this woman's honor which is probably more than she's ever done.."
-Rufus T. Firefly

[tsunamiSD]

[Eric Cartman]

The world lost one of its brightest stars when she left.

[MaxJoker]

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed

~ Phil the Greek

Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress ?

~ Charlie Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

We could not be happier

~ Ponce William

[tsunamiSD]

I should note that the start of her blog entry is about a movie that she was in, called "Amazing Grace and Chuck."

I support police officers and Armed Forces and veterans and their individual and collective service and sacrifice to this country. I am not African-American. I am not a professional athlete, but I am a compassionate human being and feel and hear and see what Colin Kaepernick is trying to bring to our attention.
I heard Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on the radio. He too protested and supported other professional athletes, like Muhammad Ali, who protested the Vietnam War, other people who had “a lot to lose.”
I support the right to question this country. It is the foundation of what it means to be an American. The building cacophony of protest and disobedience based on systematic racism and racial profiling is growing and it is embodied in this young man’s refusal to stand. He IS standing up by staying down for something he believes needs our attention and THAT is the basis for the REVOLUTION that founded this country.

[Decadence]

1921-2004

"I told my doctor I want a vasectomy, he said with a face like mine, I didn't need one"

"This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys laughing at me"

"My wife and I agreed we'd only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack since 1979.. but she's up to 3 packs a day."

"Actually my wife and I don't have sex anymore.. we get undressed and can't stop laughing"

"But my wife does scream during sex.. especially if I walk in on her"

"I dated this ugly girl.. she was so ugly, I took her to the beach and guys asked me what I used for bait"

"She was fat, too.. she was so fat, she wears high heels she strikes oil"

"She's so fat, one day she was standing by herself and the cops told her to 'break it up'"

"I met this girl and called her... she said 'come on over, there's nobody home'.. I went over, nobody was home"

[Eric Cartman]

When Rodney Dangerfield was asked how long he would be in the hospital following his heart surgery (before his death) he replied, "If all goes well, 3 or 4 days. If things don't go well, just a few hours."

[Eric Cartman]