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December 10th, 2017, 06:12 PM	#5801
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	Not exactly nor Bleu cheese dressing vegan.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 10th, 2017, 09:35 PM

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Try chasing some one on a carousel- you will never catch them.

E I would love to go vegan for a week I love a good salad with tons of croutons, bacon bits, sunflower seeds and lots of Bleu cheese dressing.
Bacon is a vegetable right??

Here are a couple salads that are served in my house

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The perfect salad just for you Sans

And yes bacon is a vegetable .

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Bacon is a vegetable right??

Pigs eat vegetables, those vegetables add to the bacon, so yes

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December 13th, 2017, 07:12 AM	#5804
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December 13th, 2017, 07:23 AM	#5805
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And they don't bite when you sit there for hours with a Knitting Needle, Nylon Thread and a Safety Pin.

Exactly

Fish are dumb

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December 13th, 2017, 05:31 PM	#5807
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December 13th, 2017, 07:40 PM	#5808
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Fish are dumb

One of these days the giant alien fish monsters will attack Earth and then all of humankind will be swimming in their bowls in the alien zoo on the planet Nebulon!

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One of these days the giant alien fish monsters will attack Earth and then all of humankind will be swimming in their bowls in the alien zoo on the planet Nebulon!

You've been watching re-runs of Stingray again, haven't you.

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