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Old December 11th, 2008, 08:41 PM   #11
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The strange thing is that the white guy on the left has such a black cock!
Uhm ! - very observant my dear Watson.

Must be all that sucking!
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Old December 11th, 2008, 10:26 PM   #12
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That fucking Paul Daniels!

He's made the table disappear again
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Old December 11th, 2008, 11:10 PM   #13
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Putting superglue on your cock may prolong the blowjob, but it makes it difficult to pull her off afterwards.
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'... and we'll meet in the middle.'
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Old December 12th, 2008, 03:03 AM   #15
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According to Eddie Murphy there was some controversy of Disney including Dr. Dolittle's new Pushmi-pullyu in their latest movie.
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Old December 12th, 2008, 05:17 AM   #16
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What's it like at your end?
There's a bunch of pens and a sodding chair leg in here!
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Old December 12th, 2008, 10:35 AM   #17
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"Do you think it's a good idea that Larry Flint reprints 'Stretching for Dummies'?"
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Don't try this hands free, you might end up like this:-

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Big Grin FUNTIME: Create/write a photo caption

I've really seen it all, now

But a caption is needed -




No. I said you were a sexy sau.
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controversy over the new Milka chocolate bar advert!
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